Anyway... just think on your reasons for wanting this. $30 000 is a lot of money to spend on smthg that could easily turn out to be horrible for you.
I know, but I'm still left with seeing how I am now as God's botch job in a way.
What makes the form I'm in now any better?
You already completed your potty training decades ago. If you snip the junk, you'll have to learn how to pee all over again. Apparently, it's not fun. You'll have to wear diapers for anywhere from one to three months.
In other words, the form you're in is at least whole and fully functioning (physically.)
If you want to waste that much money, you're more than welcome to throw it my way. I'll put it to good use ;D
What would you spend it on?
I know where I can get a sweet little fixer upper of a 3 bdrm bungalow for about $20k. I'd use the other $10k to start the repairs, and throw in more of my own money over time.
Hold the phone...
You wrote:
"random erections..."
Yes, these are normal for men, and if it isn't happening for them then it atrophies. It's part of the function of a healthy penis and basically serves to preserve it similarly to flexing your limbs instead of becoming one with the couch.
This is especially true when they sleep."...anal feels better..."
With lube anyway yeah.
lol so why is it such a problem for you to just get buttfucked?
It's not, I like anal a lot, but it'd be nice to have the front equipment too.
It's not really the same thing, as I'm sure you understand.
Erm… vaginas are overrated. The good stuff all comes from the clit.
And random erections are a problem for you? Didn't anybody ever show you how to pinch your taint to get rid of those? You can do it by crossing your legs and wiggling your buttcheeks around. Or the fun way. Just get yourself off.
...the hell of handling my numerous constant erections when I was growing up is a narrative hell of it's own design.
There's also a cruel rape prevention way to do it, if your unusual wiring makes my boner stopping technique less effective for you.
What the chastity cage?
Eek. That works lol but that wasn't what I meant.
I was just talking about a harder pinch with fingernail pressure and a half twist.