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hey guys which champion should i pick

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Now that I've split this into pieces it's a lot easier to see the problems with your logic. 

Your ideas boil down to presenting a fabricated sense of success to try to trick people by making yourself seem loose and above them before locking down how they can't be with other people, all the while keeping your options open so that you aren't tied down the way you'd aim to tie them down so that you can have all the power and control. You then try to use sex as a drug to keep them compliant, but like many a drug dealer's rhetoric 'The first taste is free', and then you even tell your audience to lie about how good it was. 

You also try to justify being dramatic as if it were a step, and you feign interest in them so that they'll feel good about themselves rather than actually seeing if you enjoy them as a person while randomly feigning disinterest so that you don't seem as fake. Even in step one you keep it to the labels of their interests rather than focusing on the person themselves. 

Your methods are gross and inauthentic. You're a narcissistic thirst trap and whoever falls into you's not really looking for a partner if this has been your courting behaviors, and for that I feel kinda bad for you. You probably don't even know what it's like to genuinely connect with someone if you really mean the steps you've narrated for us here. 

You strike me as someone compensating for being unable to read signals. 

 I think you're overestimating her.

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guys are known for being honest about who they're fucking. i think this is a good plan, to tell him u prefer he doesn't fuck anyone else and see if he gives a shit lmao

anyway this is your real MO for getting a guy quin:

1) pay for everything. your flight/his flight, hotel stay/ drugs/alcohol/cigarettes and just basically hire a long term prositute

2)  have your baby around known and unknown pedophiles. whatever the guy wants to do in front of your child, no matter how close it gets to child sexual abuse, just be ok with it. OTHERWISE U MIGHT NOT GET THE GUY WHICH IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

3) give fake praise and supply cos that's really the only way u could have an edge. a fake image of perfect love that collapses with the slightest stray from this image at which point you begin threatening to keep their own children from them, and running off to find a new degenerate pedo to have your baby around

 I didn’t pay for everything with Chapo. He paid for my flight there the first time. Also, I haven’t given him anything or paid for anything, other than food and a Christmas present or two. I don’t bring my baby around pedos, and I don’t let them do stuff in front of my baby. 

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guys are known for being honest about who they're fucking. i think this is a good plan, to tell him u prefer he doesn't fuck anyone else and see if he gives a shit lmao

anyway this is your real MO for getting a guy quin:

1) pay for everything. your flight/his flight, hotel stay/ drugs/alcohol/cigarettes and just basically hire a long term prositute

2)  have your baby around known and unknown pedophiles. whatever the guy wants to do in front of your child, no matter how close it gets to child sexual abuse, just be ok with it. OTHERWISE U MIGHT NOT GET THE GUY WHICH IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

3) give fake praise and supply cos that's really the only way u could have an edge. a fake image of perfect love that collapses with the slightest stray from this image at which point you begin threatening to keep their own children from them, and running off to find a new degenerate pedo to have your baby around

 I didn’t pay for everything with Chapo. He paid for my flight there the first time. Also, I haven’t given him anything or paid for anything, other than food and a Christmas present or two. I don’t bring my baby around pedos, and I don’t let them do stuff in front of my baby. 

 you let chapo jerk off in front of jade and you're still with him so yes you do let them do stuff in front of your baby. trip also screamed in your babys face and you still wanna fuck him, you also had sex in the same bed as jade while she was awake, so what are you talking about? do u forget stuff?

im really surprised chapo paid for your flight cos i know you paid for most of the other guys accommodation and your own flight to go wherever they were. did u offer to pay at first?

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hey guys which champion should i pick

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I'd probably go with Heimerdinger personally. 

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Now that I've split this into pieces it's a lot easier to see the problems with your logic. 

Your ideas boil down to presenting a fabricated sense of success to try to trick people by making yourself seem loose and above them before locking down how they can't be with other people, all the while keeping your options open so that you aren't tied down the way you'd aim to tie them down so that you can have all the power and control. You then try to use sex as a drug to keep them compliant, but like many a drug dealer's rhetoric 'The first taste is free', and then you even tell your audience to lie about how good it was. 

You also try to justify being dramatic as if it were a step, and you feign interest in them so that they'll feel good about themselves rather than actually seeing if you enjoy them as a person while randomly feigning disinterest so that you don't seem as fake. Even in step one you keep it to the labels of their interests rather than focusing on the person themselves. 

Your methods are gross and inauthentic. You're a narcissistic thirst trap and whoever falls into you's not really looking for a partner if this has been your courting behaviors, and for that I feel kinda bad for you. You probably don't even know what it's like to genuinely connect with someone if you really mean the steps you've narrated for us here. 

You strike me as someone compensating for being unable to read signals. 

 I think you're overestimating her.

She's had sex with how many dudes on here again? 

Not really overestimating, and it reflects on those who went for this. 

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Lenalee said: 
Lenalee said: 
Lenalee said: 
Lenalee said: 

Men like to suffer

Men are babies though. 

 I was obviously jokING

the way to get a guy is to leave a trail of sandwiches leading to your home and have some game system ready to play. Duh. 

It does have me question how many camgirls actually play their consoles. 

 Gamer girls are real don't do this.

They are, but how many camgirls are gamer girls rather than simply wear the aesthetic like the Hot Topic pretenders of old? 

 Sex cam girls or twitch cam girls?

The former, the latter likely has more scrutiny... right? 

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guys are known for being honest about who they're fucking. i think this is a good plan, to tell him u prefer he doesn't fuck anyone else and see if he gives a shit lmao

anyway this is your real MO for getting a guy quin:

1) pay for everything. your flight/his flight, hotel stay/ drugs/alcohol/cigarettes and just basically hire a long term prositute

2)  have your baby around known and unknown pedophiles. whatever the guy wants to do in front of your child, no matter how close it gets to child sexual abuse, just be ok with it. OTHERWISE U MIGHT NOT GET THE GUY WHICH IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

3) give fake praise and supply cos that's really the only way u could have an edge. a fake image of perfect love that collapses with the slightest stray from this image at which point you begin threatening to keep their own children from them, and running off to find a new degenerate pedo to have your baby around

 I didn’t pay for everything with Chapo. He paid for my flight there the first time. Also, I haven’t given him anything or paid for anything, other than food and a Christmas present or two. I don’t bring my baby around pedos, and I don’t let them do stuff in front of my baby. 

 you let chapo jerk off in front of jade and you're still with him so yes you do let them do stuff in front of your baby. trip also screamed in your babys face and you still wanna fuck him, you also had sex in the same bed as jade while she was awake, so what are you talking about? do u forget stuff?

im really surprised chapo paid for your flight cos i know you paid for most of the other guys accommodation and your own flight to go wherever they were. did u offer to pay at first?

 No

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im honestly having trouble believing most of what you say, but i'll try

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Hilarious thread.  How about just be yourself? The asset do help. The sandwiches is a good idea too.

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