Yeah. There's a Canadian ethical egoist who made a frikkin punnett square to try to prove that ratting off one's partners in crime is a good thing. Ugh again.
Consequentialists do their best to act in the greatest good for the greatest number. My ethical codes come from experience, not privilege. If anything, I'm Will frikkin Turner in the first and second Pirates, Detective Gordon in Gotham. Sux to be me.
But if you go around punching people and then calling the cops on yourself, it'll suck even more to be you before too long :P