Lol, I'm not bipolar. If anything I'm emotionally repressed. 
If it had to be some form of polar, unipolar'd be a closer guess if you lacked all the other previously posted data. A lot of circumstances can lead to a self-inflictive road though, and mine isn't that path.
Your girlfriend not only sat on her drunk ass while you were on the verge of jumping in front of a car, but she exposed you like this, and started giving Jim invitations to have drinks in Chicago and get his penis wet.
I don't know if you'd understand it, but things like that will make you ill. Maybe you think it's worth putting up with her bullshit.
Nah, paranoid schizophrenia's the root of my "smoke and mirrors" with a dash of insomnia to spice it. The emotion spectrum for me's like 90% fear and 10% other with the displays of that being heavily muted or incorrectly displayed by comparison. Before I bothered to look into how emotions worked I had an entire theory written around how all emotions root from some expression of fear... only to see that was pretty much just me.
Beyond that, life sometimes throws some curve balls that test even the best of us. Even people without disorders can be plagued with depression-like symptoms from time to time. What's different in my case is the frequency and the ideas that follow, the motivations.
I'm under the impression that an inability to rid of myself is an expression of weakness, for instance.
Turncoat was hoping you'd share some scotch with him, but you told him like it is and how you can't keep supporting his drinking cause you're broke, so you were drunk and he was sober. Then he started freaking out and stormed off, that's when you came online to joke about it and have cyber sex with Jim.
You've been judged.
but i don't pity you. i was just a bit concerned, more so due to crow's lack of concern. i mean she cared so little about you that her first response was to use what happened for her own benefit. and all that benefit came down to was demonstrating her control/power over you for others' entertainment. it's actually quite disgusting, regardless of how many times a year it happens.
"Turncoat was hoping you'd share some scotch with him"
Not even through the first sentence and it's already off:
"Last night was an anomaly, brought on by emotional circumstances and a lot of whiskey. I love TC."
Edit: Lol, was just corrected about Scotch being a kind of whiskey. Shows how much I know about drinking.
but i don't pity you. i was just a bit concerned, more so due to crow's lack of concern. i mean she cared so little about you that her first response was to use what happened for her own benefit. and all that benefit came down to was demonstrating her control/power over you for others' entertainment. it's actually quite disgusting, regardless of how many times a year it happens.