Turncoat is out there somewhere..... about to jump into oncoming traffic, no doubt. I barely care, because I'm drunk as fuck. Should I go rescue him? Yay or nay?
Yeah, I'm dying right now. The lack of attention... it's too much for me! swoons
Jim, you're in Chicago, right? Let's go get a drink. That's how fucking smashed I am. I want to get a drink with you. Take advantage of this bullshit before I sober up. : P