Xena's definition of paraphrasing......
Reality: "You mean that one time I called you crazy, over a month ago? LOL Damn Xena, the way you cling to things... XD"
"Paraphrased": "we're less crazy than Xena"
By the way, I made the comment about you clinging to things after you posted that quote. You can't paraphrase things that haven't been written yet. XD
PS - Grammar troll you? lol You were on a puppet account referring to yourself in the third person. I went to the obvious conclusion. That isn't being a grammar nazi, that's being reasonable.