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is asking for recess and that client waht is being released on bail

is emphasizing that client waht is innocent

sincerely squirrel attorney

Order, order. Overruled. Sit down waht attorney. And may I remind you Mr Cochran has not yet finished with your client. Proceed...

Members of the jury, you are instructed to disregard waht's comments.

Waht squirrel will reduce the dicible level and only answer the questions that are being asked.

Proceed.

Thank you your honour. Waht squirrel, on the night in question, I put it to the members of the jury that, you racially abused mehsquirrel on the basis of the colour of his fur. Ladies and gentlemen, I put it to you that waht squirrel is one very racist and hot headed little rodent indeed. Would you say that this is a fair assessment of your character? 

What is the relevance of your question Mr Cochran?

Your honour, I am merely seeking to ascertain the defendants mental state before the alleged incident 

Proceed 

We have heard from the prosecution witness mehsquirrel how he sustained 24 stitches due to a horrific and unprovoked attack by the defendant.

Waht, would it be safe to say that this is your usual spoilt princess squirrel behaviour when you are hungry? 

May I please remind you of Judge Ito's comment regarding you going off on a tangent and also that you are still under squirrel oath.

Judge Ito is a sociopathic Judge. Be careful waht 

Order, order in my courtroom. Who said that?