May I remind you Mr squirrel attorney that this is my courtroom and you will abide by my rules, at all times. Consider this your final warning. One more peep out of you and I will be holding you in contept of court. Proceed...
by someone in the jurysilence
Excuse me, why ain't no squirrels in the jury? Just white and black folk. No red or grey squirrels!
Don't squirrels gots "equal rights" to be tried by a jury of their peers?
Where's PETA when you need 'em??? out protesting Lady Gaga? With a bunch of gophers? Waht?
to dave chapelle
client waht is only needing endorsement of own innocence of client waht
truth will be setting client waht free
sincerely squirrel attorney
to johnnie l cochran jr
is willing to start being negotiating of settlement
client waht is offering 7 acorns to meh
family of police is getting nothing because police was being guilty
in exchange all charges will be being dropped
sincerely squirrel attorney