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May I remind you Mr squirrel attorney that this is my courtroom and you will abide by my rules, at all times. Consider this your final warning. One more peep out of you and I will be holding you in contept of court. Proceed... 

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is outrage!!!

waht is being innocent!!!

free waht 2013!!!

 

is must be kicking judge lance ito off bench

 

bench was made from trees of squirrels!!!

judge lance ito cares nothing for rights of squirrels!!!

 

is protesting injustice!!!

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by someone in the jury

silence

Excuse me, why ain't no squirrels in the jury? Just white and black folk. No red or grey squirrels!

Don't squirrels gots "equal rights" to be tried by a jury of their peers?

Where's PETA when you need 'em??? out protesting Lady Gaga? With a bunch of gophers? Waht?

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yes!!!

is outrage!!!

 

waht was committing no crime and police was trying to shoot waht

now waht is committing no crime and court is trying to arrest waht

 

waht is being innocent

free waht 2013

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We gots to sell T-shirts. Start a website campaign. Get a viral video on Tosh.0 and The Soup. For reeeeel.

FREE WAHT 2013! YeS We CaN!

P.S. I can be volunteer campaign manager. Ima good at collecting money in a bank account. But I won't touch any, I promise.

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to dave chapelle

is already has been created free waht foundation

please be feeling free to contribute any donations to support client waht

sincerely squirrel attorney

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Yeah yeah, legal defense fund gots to be separate from nonprofit. I know dats right!

Did you contact PETA? Or the Fully Informed Jury Association? What endorsements you gots?

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to dave chapelle

client waht is only needing endorsement of own innocence of client waht

truth will be setting client waht free

sincerely squirrel attorney

 

 

to johnnie l cochran jr

is willing to start being negotiating of settlement

client waht is offering 7 acorns to meh

family of police is getting nothing because police was being guilty

in exchange all charges will be being dropped

sincerely squirrel attorney

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I am the organizer and director of the Free Waht Foundation.

All donations should be directed to me.

Waht needs your help today. Every donation makes a difference.

 

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is sending many acorns to thrill kill!!!

free waht 2013!!!

 

is will be collecting leaves and branches and sending also to thrill kill

is fighting injustice!!!

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