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THIS THREAD is ingenious!

But I would sue the Occupy Gophers for misrepresenting themselves as squirrels at taxpayers' expense,

and the Squirrel Attorney for malpracticing without a license.

Sue Dave Chappelle for being "not funny"

and sue Johnnie Cochran for being dead.

Where do I collect my damages for mental anguish and a busted gut?

 

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to genius christ

squirrel attorney is attorney

if genius christ is ever wanting to be suing, squirrel attorney is happy to be representing

sincerely squirrel attorney

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lol

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This court is now in recess. Damn that pesky squirrel! Someone find me that pesky squirrel. 

The state vs waht squirrel will recommence no sooner than that little fooker is found. To be continued...

 

for the sake of your sanity

 

Waht - Hypercube 

Squirrel attorney - Hypercube 

Occupy squirrel street - Hypercube 

Judge Ito - Slimeylimey 

Johnnie Cochran - Slimeylimey 

Someone in the jury - Slimeylimey 

Forum police - Slimeylimey 

Park Ranger - Slimeylimey 

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:D

I am also squirrel attorney and occupy squirrel street.

And my client will never be captured!

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Apologies Jason bro. I will reamend.

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Ffs! packs up files and fooks off

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Woo hoo. Let's go drink some cheap ass beer and play a game off naked twister runs out to the car "Shotgun"

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to johnnie l cochran jr

is offering most politest of handshakes and will be seeing you again to prove innocence of client waht forever

sincerely squirrel attorney

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