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These are the facts of the case;

On Monday, November 18th of this year, Pc Mike Hunt whilst on duty was unlawfully killed by a squirrel who goes by the name of "waht"

Waht gave Pc Mike Hunt a poisonous acorn were he later died in hospital...

Pc Mike Hunt was pursuing waht on the day in question for a racially aggravated assault on mehsquirrel...

Your honour, members of the jury, I would like to call the defendant, waht squirrel, to the stand...

waht squirrel approachs stand and swears on the bible

waht squirrel gives it's evidence of the night in question

is innocent

is agreeing to questioning

to client waht

is innocent

confirm or deny

was committing a crime before police tried to kill client waht

confirm or deny

was running from police through many trees and branches

confirm or deny

avoided many bullets and had tail stepped on

confirm or deny

police poisoned acorns to try to kill client waht

confirm or deny

only threw poisoned acorn when trapped by police for no crime

confirm or deny

sincerely squirrel attorney

is innocent
confirm or deny

is confirming

was committing a crime before police tried to kill client waht
confirm or deny

is denying

was running from police through many trees and branches
confirm or deny

is confirming

avoided many bullets and had tail stepped on
confirm or deny

is confirming

police poisoned acorns to try to kill client waht
confirm or deny

is confirming

only threw poisoned acorn when trapped by police for no crime
confirm or deny

is confirming!!!

is innocent!!!

stretches and yawns Thank you for those insightful answers waht squirrel. If you would just like to stay where you are, Mr Cochran would like to cross examine you.

is agreeing

I would like you to elaborate on the alleged assault before the actual alleged murder took place. 

We now know from your evidence that you had poisonous acorns in your possession. We know you couldn't possibly eat these. Where you hungry at the time and somewhat disappointed you couldn't have your usual meal?

Would it be safe to say that squirrels can often get violent when denied acorns?

I would like you to elaborate on the alleged assault before the murder took place.

is remembering that meh bit waht so waht bit back

waht was very apologetic to meh but meh was very angry at waht and was not forgiving even though meh was starting it

We now know from your evidence that you had poisonous acorns in your possession. We know you couldn't possibly eat these. Where you hungry at the time and somewhat disappointed you couldn't have your usual meal?

waht had many good acorns but police was mad that police was not being able to shoot waht

police called waht a poison squirrel and poisoned all acorns of waht

Would it be safe to say that squirrels can often get violent when denied acorns?

waht was not denied acorns

acorns of waht were poisoned by police who said waht was dinner

waht threw poison acorn but police decided to eat it

even though police was one who poisoned acorns

waht is innocent and police is guilty and stupid

however after police died waht put a flower on grave of police

because waht is good citizen of squirrel

lol, this is the most I've ever seen waht type. 

This whole court case scenario is pretty funny.