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PUBLIC NOTICE
Police Constable, Mike Hunt was fatally injured yesterday in an unprovoked 'poisonous acorn attack' by an evil sociopathic squirrel.
The squirrel sped off from the incident leaving Mr Hunt, father of 3, dying from his horrific internal injuries. He was later taken to hospital were he was pronounced dead.
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Mike Litoris said: "Pc Hunt was a very hard working and courageous forum moderator. He served the internet both as a forum police officer and troll.
The night he was injured, he was doing a job that he loved and we all had every right to expect him to come home safely to his home and family. Tragically, that was not the case."
Forum police are now looking for a cute looking, red, sociopathic squirrel on suspicion of murder.
If you see this evil squirrel, not not approach it and call the metropolitan police desk right away.
Pc Ben Dover will now be resuming Pc Mike Hunt's duties.
to police
is squirrel attorney representation of client waht
client waht wishes to inform police that police is at fault
police attacked poor client waht with many bullets and stepped on tail
client waht was chased into tree for no crime and only was throwing poison acorn when trapped in highest branch
is regretting death of police however is not fault of client waht
client waht is was acting in self defense only.
sincerely squirrel attorney