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First Animal Kill?

Lol are you for real? Why do people make such a fuss over killing animals on this site? I grew up in hillbilly/native american hell. Killing animals is required. Same as doing the dishes or going to church on Sunday. Now I live in the south where people take their right to bear arms more serious than they do a good education. Killing a frog is no great feat. Join the Navy Seals if you long to be some stealty badass with a killing skill.

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Oh dear.

As a specialist on killing frogs (I've killed several thousands for food), I would advise you to move onto something bigger.

Like your own sense of ego.

Once you have accomplished that, you should understand the value and the beauty of life.

If you fail at that, I would suggest becoming introspective.

 

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by Rayven

Lol are you for real? Why do people make such a fuss over killing animals on this site? I grew up in hillbilly/native american hell. Killing animals is required. Same as doing the dishes or going to church on Sunday. Now I live in the south where people take their right to bear arms more serious than they do a good education. Killing a frog is no great feat. Join the Navy Seals if you long to be some stealty badass with a killing skill.

 Of course I'm not for real. I started this thread as a troll thread. It seems that only one person picked up on that though.

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by TheSocio

You better build a grave marker, and buy some flower to put in there too, you sick bastard.

 I think I'll bury myself with the frog too. To show my respect for it.

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by Avenger

The other day I killed my first animal. I had been planning on killing some type of animal for a while, particularly a rabbit, but I never had a good chance to do so. So about two days ago I went outside for a walk at around 9:30 pm. Literally, like less than 30 seconds after leaving my house I saw a frog on the ground, and was filled with excitement as I knew that this was finally my chance to kill something. I very quickly smashed my foot on it twice, immobilizing it, and then ran back to my house real quick. I grabbed some paper towels, and a somewhat big rock from outside. I then picked up the barely moving frog, brought it to the middle of the street, put the paper towels over it, and then repeatedly bludgeoned it. It felt amazing having that kind of control, like a huge weight was lifted. I just decided to leave the flattened frog in the middle of the road, assuming that anyone who sees it will think it is just road kill. As for the rock and paper towels, I threw them in a bush. I then took a shower, and went back outside to continue my walk.

What was the first animal you ever killed? How did you do it, and how did it feel?

 

 

May the Great Green Lizard crap on you from a great height.

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Apparently talking about frogocide is taken very seriously around here. XD It was a decent stab at humor imo.

 

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I bet froggy's family is traumatized. :'(

 

 

 

 

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Personally i dont like killing animals.

but i will share with you all the first time i did kill one. It was a sheep it had just given birth and the lamb had pulled its mothers insides out with it.

so my kill was a mercy kill i shot it with a nail gun (in the head)To put it out of its miserly.. I didn't enjoy it but i felt good to have ended its suffering. 

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I crushed a large spider last night. I kept missing its vitals and it died slowly. The sound of its exoskeleton being crushed and the feeling of it still plays though my head, I can't make it stop.

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by Avenger

The other day I killed my first animal. I had been planning on killing some type of animal for a while, particularly a rabbit, but I never had a good chance to do so. So about two days ago I went outside for a walk at around 9:30 pm. Literally, like less than 30 seconds after leaving my house I saw a frog on the ground, and was filled with excitement as I knew that this was finally my chance to kill something. I very quickly smashed my foot on it twice, immobilizing it, and then ran back to my house real quick. I grabbed some paper towels, and a somewhat big rock from outside. I then picked up the barely moving frog, brought it to the middle of the street, put the paper towels over it, and then repeatedly bludgeoned it. It felt amazing having that kind of control, like a huge weight was lifted. I just decided to leave the flattened frog in the middle of the road, assuming that anyone who sees it will think it is just road kill. As for the rock and paper towels, I threw them in a bush. I then took a shower, and went back outside to continue my walk.

What was the first animal you ever killed? How did you do it, and how did it feel?

u avenged the fucking frog for being so ugly didnt u haha

but i found this post hilarious so i give u that- ur funny

next time go out in the winter and try to find a frog that is frozen in the ground- it is not dead its just sleeping frogs go into a deep coma to survive the winters

snap its legs apart its like a popsicle then bring it inside to the warm- if u want to speed the process put it on the frying pan but use the mildest temperature possible

then watch it bleed to death

 

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