Nah! Helena is too much of a narc even for you...
but now that you say that...I see you now...
OP you're a borderline!
Well...I am polite, in that my personality can be somewhat overwhelming without thorough foreplay and a dab of glide. Therefore upon introductions, and for some time, I'm in a state of prepping the unsuspecting till they first suspect, and then are confirmed. Tiring...hardly. If it ever is I just drop my pants and come at their gaping mouth. Hehe, a quick exit is recommended in that case.