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Yo, barman, get us a whiskey, will you... with coke.

Turns on the juke box

I'm sorry, bartender, I'll chat you up later, I've just saw an opportunity.

Chats up Emily

They both walk to the table nearby and continue talking.

(I'm signing off for a while)

I decided to go straight and open up this bar. In my youth, I was serial poisoner. Arsenic was my favoured toxicant of choice. But please don't be alarmed, I have put all that behind me now, your drink is safe. Rather ironic though wouldn't you say? What with me now being a barman and all!

You may take your valuables out Mr Mee, I have a special locker. Would you like to hand me your valuables 

puts out hand

Ok, be lucky, mee.

One ginger ale coming up for the geisha queen. Shaken not stired.

Here you go, emily.

hands drink

hey, barman, quit your yabbering. Where's my fucking drink?

Whiskey and coke coming right up for the famous murderess!

hands drink

Hey thrill. I got some quality peruvian here if you want some for later...

by Thrill Kill

Yo, barman, get us a whiskey, will you... with coke.

Turns on the juke box

Hey TK, you're lucky I'm in a charitable mood. 

Yeah? Why's that?

I'm gonna go and rack these pool balls, it's cool. I've been listening to the juke box since 2.50pm