Sociopath Community

I'd ask for a Dirty Martini, but if I start drinking I might be the one to wreck your bar. Especially if Tard shows up.

That's ok Eddy. Should I water it down for you? Or would you like a non alcoholic beverage.

There won't be any trouble here tonight, ok. I have Thor's hammer.

Meow, is kitten. Gives me milk whoman barman, meow.

Sup Ed. Nice to meet ya. Wanna shoot some pool whilst we wait for the tards?

Sure Slime, let's play pool. plays pool

Seriously now ppl, this place is full of cute animals and ppl playing pretend now. I'll be off to have some real fun soon, I hope you do the same.

Sneaks in and tries to be invisible to all but barman

spots invisible pony guy 

Would you like a drink sir? 

spots underage emo teen fapping in the corner looking at pics of slimeys eyes

Excuse me miss, will you be drinking alcohol tonight? 

Don't worry, you will not require to show identification to prove your age. Normal laws of the land do not apply here.

Barman presumed you're from the states were the legal requirement is 21. 

Ah, my mistake. It's just that mental thing you have in your lip makes you look like a 16 emo chic.