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So, would you like a drink or not? You can keep me company at the bar.

Coming right up for the lovely lady. Would you like a cherry to go with that?

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Come a little closer. 

I am totally rocking my wife's G string underneath these tight pants. Ssshhhh, keep it a secret, ok?

Pardon me for interrupting your conversation with this lovely lady, but would you mind making me a strong green sugarless tea, please? And do you have a Wi-Fi connection here by any chance? If it's password protected, I hope you could sneak it to me. Then I'll surely enhance the gratuity.

Why hello there, young sir. Chilly outside is it not? You got here just at the right time. We're not too busy at this present moment in time. Slimeylimey is listening to the juke box. Pony boy if looking at animal porn on his mobile and ed is showing kitten some muay that kickboxing moves.

And I am talking to the emo chic.

One green sugarless tea coming right up.

Internet password is "tardsareus"

Pisssst. I am no expert on fashion but everyone seems to be looking at "mee" over there and pointing. Do you think it's the shirt he's wearing. It's kinda loud isn't it. Please tell me that ain't today's teen fashion?

It is indeed. I'm lucky to have my winter coat. Anyway, I'm impressed with your vast knowledge of the current crowd. How long have you been living in this town? You must be local. Oh, I'd highly recommend you hide the darts for tonight. mmh, so where's my tea?

Darts, hehe, I was thinking the same, mee. Barman has thor's hammer here under a towel, so I am not overly concerned.

Would you like me to take your coat?

I've been local to sw town now for around 12 months. How about you sir? 

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I'm hoping it wasn't a metaphor, because you may find it handy. If you don't think it's necessary to take the darts away, you ought to ask your clients to pay in advance...

Yes, thanks. I'm rather careful about my things, so I don't want to put it on that coat stand near the door.

I was here a little longer.

Thanks.

samples tea

Ugh, it's still too hot. So, what brought you here?

I'll take a ginger ale, shaken not stirred.

I'm allergic to alcohol so i can't blame that for drunk texting.

If it looks like Im driving drunk, thats just the way I drive.

Are you sure this is ginger ale?  I feel oh wow heyyyyyyyyyy.....