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^  yep one just walked in ^

by SensitiveSoul

Can I have a Surfer on acid, please?

taps fingers on the bar looking around for barman, checks watch, scratches ass, looks at door, farts

walks in, looks around. Sees a dude in a pink dress doing a huge fart

Jesus, dude, are you trying to blow this place up?

Anyway, it looks like the barman has gone to bed.

jumps over the bar, opens the cash register and steals all the money

Help yourselves guys, I'm off to do some coke

by Thrill Kill

 

jumps over the bar, opens the cash register and steals all the money

 What part of "free bar" do you not understand. Now stop already with polluting the place with shit songs. Sit down TK and tell me all about your relationship with your pony costume wearing daughter.

leans in to listen intently

The songs were good. You just have shit taste in music.

scoots stool near thrill "hello there" places hand on her juicy thigh

You might wanna go change your nut huggers. You smell like you shit yourself.

Turns on the jukebox, then sits back and relaxes to the music

 looks at the bathroom door, then back at thrill "wanna go have some fun"