Sociopath Community

So many women here wanting to be men... sigh

 What the....? Meh... it is worth a short echo. 

My dick is invisible.

I'm sexually attracted to women (as well as men). I wish I could have sex with women the way men can. That's not to say I don't enjoy sex as a woman. I do. I love sex, but I just feel like my penis has been replaced with a vagina. If that makes sense, lol.

Have you ever suffered imaginary blue balls?

No. How does someone suffer from imaginary blue balls?

I've never been kicked between the legs. I kicked my brother between the legs once though, which just about crippled him. I thought that was amusing.

 It's like, phantom pain and shit.

Ah, can't say I've ever felt phantom pain. I have a pretty high pain tolerance even for real pain, at least when the adrenaline is kicking in anyway.

 You have to lose something you once had to feel it.
Phantom pain, that is.

To feel imaginary blue balls, you'd still have to be kicked between the legs, wouldn't you?

I mean, there would have to be a reason to even feel phantom pain.

 Blue balls is what you get when you wanna fuck a bitch real bad, and she won't let you into her panties.