lolwut? who have you been undressing? Saggy armpits?
A person would have to be ginormous for those to sag...
You are trying to imply that I must be referring to myself, because you don't want to have it be canon that you are the one being portrayed as having saggy armpits
HOWEVER
In gallant refusal to comply with your mediocre attempts at trickery I will be brash and brazen like a gallant knight fighting a big fat dragon, YOU have saggy armpits because you are rather overweight and exude a rather unflattering stench