do some Research
nigga i work at the CDC
Don't you drive a forklift or something? That's like "Oh I work at Harvard" *scrubs toilet*
Some people aren't born to be blessed with tragedy in their blood.
An old girlfriend had already tried, and she ended up quitting instead. 
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That's like "Oh I work at Harvard" *scrubs toilet*
That's actually kind of a clever idea.
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That's like "Oh I work at Harvard" *scrubs toilet*
That's actually kind of a clever idea.
I guess it works as long as the person both
1. Questions your credentials for specifics
2. Gives a fuck about your credentials
Some people aren't born to be blessed with tragedy in their blood.
It'd work as small talk, and you could even describe what it looks like inside and how things work there in ways that make for more convincing half-truths from having repeated experience with the place.
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It'd work as small talk, and you could even describe what it looks like inside and how things work there in ways that make for more convincing half-truths from having repeated experience with the place.
Some folks consider half truths bullshit, and some noses are good at smelling ~
Some people aren't born to be blessed with tragedy in their blood.
It'd work as small talk, and you could even describe what it looks like inside and how things work there in ways that make for more convincing half-truths from having repeated experience with the place.
Some folks consider half truths bullshit, and some noses are good at smelling ~
As a half-truth, it's only half as likely to get caught.
Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
It'd work as small talk, and you could even describe what it looks like inside and how things work there in ways that make for more convincing half-truths from having repeated experience with the place.
Some folks consider half truths bullshit, and some noses are good at smelling ~
As a half-truth, it's only half as likely to get caught.
That might need a fact check....
Some people aren't born to be blessed with tragedy in their blood.