Oh :)
Thanks for reviving my thead :)
Can't remember when it was that I originally posted this, but iirc it wasn't as popular as I had hoped.
Fewer than 20 responses, and 5 of them were mine.
And hell yes. I would enjoy booking them and watching them fight.
I would book between one and 5 arenas, once or twice each year, depending on the size of the country and the size of their crime problem.
But some assholes are too cruel to leave them to their own countries.
We could also turn some special venues into a way to help wartorn countries to rebuild by importing criminals from The Hague for special shows.
Say, The Butcher of Bucha against the Idaho student slaughterer, who recently murdered 4 college kids in their beds while they slept.
In addition to charging a usual ticket price (around $50, like a normal baseball, football or basketball game) we could sell hot dogs and beer, take bets, etc.
We could even sell t shirts depending on the popularity of the criminal fighting.
> Helter Skelter under Charlie Manson's girls pics or whatever
We could have an optional category for people who are moved to commit softer crimes for money and/or are motivated by drug addiction, who may be feeling suicidal, who want a way to make enough cash to go to their families, while dying with dignity, holding the axe or sword that takes out a hated repeat child rapist.
We could make t shirts or action figures to honour competitors like this.
More Running Man than Hunger Games, but without the dirty exploitative stuff.
The winner for the year (last man standing) really would get $2million, a new house, and a chance to rebuild their lives.
We could also have an experimental women's category, tho I suspect we would have to bring women from several countries just to fill up one arena for the day.
Statistically, women are far less likely to commit violent crimes more than once.
I fear the women's fights would be made up of disproportionate numbers of impoverished and suicidal ladies wanting to kill rapists and child molestors.