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Nah, no need. I wasn't being serious.

I'm sure you're the better potato peeler.

LeggaLegga said: 

Chapo said: 

LeggaLegga said: 

I bet I could do it in 60 mins without the equipment

prove it.

Lol.

 Lol if it isn’t worth a fucking hour of your time to prove me wrong you might as well give up or commit suicide.

Lol if it isn’t worth a fucking hour of your time to prove me wrong you might as well give up or commit suicide.

That's a little cynical.

You know, I can't tell when you're serious and when you're not.

LeggaLegga said: 

I bet I could do it in 60 mins without the equipment.

Definitely selling that you aren't a mathematician. 

Turncoat said: 

Definitely selling that you aren't a mathematician.

Why?

LeggaLegga said: 

Turncoat said: 

Definitely selling that you aren't a mathematician.

Why?

Think of what it'd take to do that work in 60 minutes. 

Turncoat said: 

Think of what it'd take to do that work in 60 minutes.

One potato every 4 seconds.

LeggaLegga said: 

Turncoat said: 

Think of what it'd take to do that work in 60 minutes.

One potato every 4 seconds.

More like 3. Also not considering that you don’t cut potatoes all the time otherwise they get way too starchy. It’s quite a process.

So what else do you do besides cut potatoes?

LeggaLegga said: 

So what else do you do besides cut potatoes?

I’m the fastest cashier in the world. I’ll try to record something tomorrow, but you have to consider that we’re supposed to repeat orders and suggestive sell or else we miss out on bonuses. Every week there are 2 opportunities for bonuses from “secret shoppers”, where if you don’t follow an exact script as a cashier you pretty much won’t get the bonus consistently. Suggestive selling actually makes me faster, I’m weird about repeating orders. I’ve been a cashier for 5 of the last 6 years outside of twice when I got fired and 8 months in jail. And I was already very fucking good at it 5 years ago.