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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!

Edvard stated: source post

No idea, but it takes 18 minutes of high agony for some reason.

Bullet to the head or explosions are the best choices, although I have no idea why it takes 1-2 minutes to die...I thought it was pretty much instant death.

Those who I have seen blow themselves up was instant I assure you... as was the shotgun to the head... and one rifle to the head... one pistol to the head they said he may have been a live a few minutes...

The carbon monoxide dudes were the ones I think suffered agony the most...

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no you could just assume which parts of the brain would light up in the case of attempted suicides 

Holy shit, is this you being clever and insightful? Why even say "attempted suicide" and not assume which parts light up in real suicides too, since you believe studies are made based on assumptions and not evidence? At most I can see attempted suiciders being surveyed and asked to scale their agony in a subjective way.

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let the butthurt flow through bb c:

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With use of muscle relaxants of the neuromuscular blocker type maybe? 

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But you're a fat lesbian, how are you gonna give them the dick?

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Cyanide is found in apple seeds!

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Is this potentially a cry for help

Why else would you find it entertaining to joke about such a topic if it weren't already relevant in your mind... 

Also, drug overdose is the way to go.

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Mmhm...many other methods available...if you can kill another with them...they can also be used to take yourself out of the game of life...

so...lol...to mess with someone's head....' Are you sure that is safe to eat?' ....the reaction was worth it...

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blanc stated: source post

Is this potentially a cry for help

Why else would you find it entertaining to joke about such a topic if it weren't already relevant in your mind... 

Nope...lol....I just wanted to be helpful around here....in case anyone was suicide ideating for attention....this is a better solution to their problem. 

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