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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!


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Suicide is a life altering experience. For those threatening or wishing to suicide ( please note, I did not state " attempt" ) to improve the odds of your success you may find the following information helpful. Do note the ranking of the most to least successful methods, along with length of time in agony. 

 

Rank

Method Name

Lethality (%)

Time (min)

Agony

1

Shotgun to head

99.0%

1.7

5.5

2

Cyanide

97.0%

1.8

51.5

3

Gunshot of head

97.0%

2.5

13

4

Shotgun to chest

96.4%

1.4

16

5

Explosives

96.4%

1.6

3.75

6

Hit by train

96.2%

17.92

7.08

7

Jump from height

93.4%

4.56

17.78

8

Gunshot of chest

89.5%

7

21.7

9

Hanging

89.5%

7

25.5

10

Auto crash

78.5%

20.5

30

11

Household toxins

77.5%

24

54.5

12

Set fire to self

76.5%

57

95

13

Structure fire

73.0%

52.5

91.5

14

Carbon Monoxide

71.0%

21.5

18

15

Hit by truck/auto

70.0%

19

63

16

Electrocution

65.5%

2.4

72

17

Gunshot of abdomen

65.0%

69

74

18

Drowning ocean/lake

63.0%

18.5

79

19

Stab of chest

58.5%

96

76

20

Cut throat

51.5%

15.5

86

21

Overdose illegal drugs

49.4%

116.25

5.25

22

Plastic bag over head

23.0%

7

23

23

Drowning bathtub

21.5%

18.5

79

24

Drowning swimming pool

21.5%

18.5

79

25

Stab of abdomen

12.5%

252

78

26

Overdose prescription drugs

12.3%

129

8.5

27

Overdose non-prescription drugs

6.0%

456

22.5

28

Cut wrists/arms/legs

6.0%

105

71

 

If you are finding life ...too much effort....you may find release as fertilizer...at least you will be useful for something...

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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!

You're reaching greater levels of edginess with each passing day, Primal. Which method will you be indulging in for your life altering experience?

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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!

I don't know Neurosis, Primal started here advocating genocide and banishment to all muslim hoards and such. Is suicide edgier to you?

If you're asking for advice on suicide though, I beg you to reconsider. Heard a healthy dose of dick helps out a lot with neurosis, so feel free to ask for my help and I'll gladly give you what you need :D

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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!

how the fuck do you drown in a bathtub?

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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!

No idea, but it takes 18 minutes of high agony for some reason.

Bullet to the head or explosions are the best choices, although I have no idea why it takes 1-2 minutes to die...I thought it was pretty much instant death.

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Wonder where they're getting these agony stats from.. Can't exactly ask the demographic.

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probably assuming which neurons fire etc,i dont really know much and its just an assumption so you should ask someone like cricket

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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!

Glad you asked Pach, ....perhaps Dr. Haart  would care to shed some light on this thread of inquiry...

 

  • CE Rhyne, DI Templer, LG Brown and NB Peters, “Dimensions of Suicide: Perceptions of Lethality, Time and Agony”, in Suicide and Life-Threatening Behavior, Vol. 25(3), 1995.

  • JJ Card, "Lethality of suicidal methods and suicide risk: Two distinct concepts", Omega 5, 1974.

  • NL Farberow and ES Shneidman, The Cry for Help, 1961.

  • Dr Phillip Nitschke with Dr Fiona Stewart, The Peaceful Pill eHandbook, revised 10 October 2009.

If you wish to further research into the matter on on your own...

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Suicidal? Get the job done right the first time!

Having experienced the aftermath of more than one suicide... #1 once, very effective... but honestly, I have seen #5 a lot and believe the lethality to be much closer to 99.9%... #3 twice, both effective... # 9 once, worked; achieved outcome... #14 twice.... those were sad desperate bitches... but it worked...

Cutters, plastic bags... and yes Pach... bathtub drownings... have got to be the saddest individuals... either attention whores or not very intelligent... or both... Death By Cop is a good one too...

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TPG stated: source post

probably assuming which neurons fire etc,i dont really know much and its just an assumption so you should ask someone like cricket

You stupid dumbass believe someone measured brain activity in people while they committed suicide? 

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