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shakes head old yesterday's ladies always gotta start some drama to stay semi relevant

I'm going to crash the wedding by exposing my genitals wearing a tails character fursuit in the church.

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It's true. 

Cad threatened to piss and shit on me AND MY KIDS  long before I said I'd taze him.

He also made a really sloppy comparison to a killer (Judas) and said he wanted to hang me.

Those are all threats, m'dear.

 

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Holy shit Xena, chill. It's not this serious.
 

Xena stated: source post

Death threats are taken very  seriously by normies.

We aren't addressing normies, we're addressing you. 
 

Xena stated: source post

And it's only premeditated if I have a specific person in mind.

Did you notice how I framed my statement?  "2 or  3."

2  or  3 signifies a maybe with an unspoken contingent.

IF 2 or 3 SC members who have been following me around this forum making threats were to meet me irl and get inside my personal space with a raised hand, I'd be justified in defending myself. As long as nobody dies.

 So... you wouldn't meet with just one out of a technicality? What if these two or three were ones who never made threats, such as people like myself? 
 

Xena stated: source post

Um... any of you meeting with anybody who claims online to be a dangerous sociopath could be seen as putting yourselves in danger.

For the most part, we haven't really claimed to be sociopaths any more than you have. 

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"We aren't addressing normies, we're addressing you. "

lol u wish. I always frame my arguments for the normies who may be reading this forum, and the (hypothetical) normies who would end up judging any trials resulting from potential irl events that you people create. You know, just in case shit actually does get real all of a sudden.

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"

IF 2 or 3 SC members who have been following me around this forum making threats were to meet me irl and get inside my personal space with a raised hand, I'd be justified in defending myself. As long as nobody dies.

 So... you wouldn't meet with just one out of a technicality? What if these two or three were ones who never made threats, such as people like myself? "

 

^ That was precisely the point of my contingency statement. I would not maim anybody who gave me no reason to believe that my safety may be compromised. By this I mean that I would not maim any SC members who did not post a threat against me or my kids (as "threat" is defined in the Canadian Crminal Code or criminal law statutes in the country where this hypothetical meeting may or may not take place.)

 

You... XDD  You'd have to ask me nicely for the suspension hooks.

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We're aware of how desperate to seem normal despite your being here that you are. 

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Yes you imagine lots of strange emotional states in the people you meet online. You've said so.

Like 8000 times.

You people remind me of a tv show I used to watch when I was little. You know the one, where they would hold up a thing. The weirder the thing, the better the thing. And celebrity guests would compete with stories designed to misdirect the contestants about the object's real purpose.

If the contestants guessed that the "banded bulbous snarfblatt"  was really a pipe for smoking after dinner and whatnot, they won prizes.

 

 

I am SO  not about to brush my hair with that crusty fork you're holding up  xP

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Sometimes i think you're joking but then I remember Gloves.

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lol  no you don't. You weren't there. You heard the story from an unreliable source who misquoted it to shit a year and 2 years after the convo took place.

Obsidian is the only one capable of remembering the Gloves story correctly.

He's the only one knows the full story behind that one.

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