"There are 2 or 3 that I could maim remorselessly and without any provocation besides what they've said to me this past year on SC."
not sure if this is directed toward me as one of the 2 or 3, but if you maimed me i would murder both your children.
Hehe. I always said my dream wedding would be smthg like this:
Not that I idealize marriage or any girlie nonsense like that. I don't see a wedding happening for me any time soon.
Jeez Louise, an SC wedding would be like this without the Disney boat and fake swords.
The shit would be real. lol
No I wouldn't invite any of you.
Well... maybe Obsidian and angee to the bachelor and bachelorette parties.
I suspect they'd both be very good and very cheap strippers.
Just add alcohol.
;P
If I was going to the wedding I would most likely…
I would wear a nice outfit. I would come bearing a gift. I am pretty shy in person so I would mostly keep to myself in this situation. I might take pictures of the ceremony. If you introduce me to your husband I might talk to him if he talks to me first. If anyone talk to me I would avoid eye contact and use nodding as my primary language. I might give you my best wishes before I leave or put it in a letter. The end.
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Just add alcohol.
^ Highly approve.
Weddings are great for social cohesion of all sorts.
Pfft.
When somebody says the kinds of things that you people have said, assuming that it's all bullshit could be a costly mistake.
mick said he wanted to bring a bunch of people from here to roofie me and rape me.
All you people ever talk about is scat, buttsecks, pedos, necrophilia, and torturing puppies.
Hell yes I'll be armed if I ever meet any of you weirdos.