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I'd lasso you and knock you down and climb on your back. 

Then I'd grab a fistful of your hair and chew on whatever exposed skin pops out.

My way of saying hello and nice to meet you.

:D

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We're not worthy.

<3

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You know that if you were to slander me with false allegations of criminal activites  where normal people could overhear your filthy lies  I'd have to silence you...

right?

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My dear, my most sincere apologies. Didn't mean to not include you.

I would make a bath for you made of milk and the blood of a freshly butchered cow.

Then I would let you dance in a meadow howling in longing at the moon, while a quartet of violinists plays something utterly mournful, yet filled with beauty.

Like "gig in the sky" by Pink Floyd for example.

 

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Like the milkmaid in the Dimmu Borgir vid.

Hawt  <3

I'd have to rehearse that solo for days. I might be able to sing it with some work  ;)

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You know my post had absolutely nothing to do with slandering you with false allegations of criminal activites  where normal people could overhear.

Right?

Like, idk where you got that from my post about green tea ice cream and terrible B movie drive ins. I wouldn't meet you tho, so no worries crazy lady.

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I was just pointing out a pattern of yours and wondering if you're as presumptuous irl as you are online.

Apparently not.

I'd meet you irl.

:D

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Are drive-ins even still a thing? 

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Yes, mhmm.

 

 

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Sure...

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