Why can't we all just get along?
Most meetings would go, because, lack of social skills, something like this..."Uh, hi.""Hello.""Wanna get coffee?""Sure."Go get coffee. Silence"You gonna eat that cookie?""No, you can have it.""K thanks."Silence
Such a quick trip to hell (meeting) and return to heaven (departing). I guess that depends on how long you think the meeting would continue beyond the dialog you made of it.