1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
My clone.
2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
I don't really care for fame, but I do think being infamous would be pretty cool. I would love to be an infamous crime lord.
3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
Not usually, no.
4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
One where I've spent the day torturing someone to death.
5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
I don't remember.
6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
I'd choose the body of a fit, healthy 30 year old.
7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
I'll most likely die during a fight with someone, in prison probably.
8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
I don't have a partner.
9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Being alive.
10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I'd be raised by a wealthy family who give me anything I want.
11. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
I don't know. I like myself the way I am.
12. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
I'd probably be a bit curious about my future I suppose. I like the unknown though, so I wouldn't want to know too much.
13. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Yeah, I've been dreaming of meeting Carnage/Devil and ripping his fucking head off. I haven't done it because I haven't found him yet.
14. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Surviving.
15. What do you value most in a friendship?
Their usefulness to me.
16. What is your most treasured memory?
I don't think I should mention that here.
17. What is your most terrible memory?
Certain events in my childhood I guess.
18. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
Yeah, I'd go on a road trip with someone and go on a cross country killing spree.
19. What does friendship mean to you?
It doesn't mean anything to me. I don't have 'friends'. I just use people.
20. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
I've never felt love and I don't care to. I'm not affectionate.
21. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
I'm not close to my family at all and I had a shitty childhood.
22. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
My mother and I have never bonded. There's a coldness between us.
23. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
My homicidal urges with. It would be interesting to have an audience.
Who is your hero? Eh, i think as a child, i would considered David Bowie and Shawn Micahaels my hero. i wouldnt consider someone my hero now.
- If you could live anywhere, where would it be? in Paris.
- What is your biggest fear? I'm not really sure, at the moment. theres something there. i just cant pin point it.
- What is your favorite family vacation? never had one.
- What would you change about yourself if you could? the fact that i indulge myself in my interests to an unhealthy point.
- What really makes you angry? being accused of something, whether i did it or not.
- What motivates you to work hard? the outcome and how people see me.
- What is your favorite thing about your career? i like doing it.
- What is your biggest complaint about your job? honestly, nothing.
- What is your proudest accomplishment? maintaining a healthy relationship.
- What is your child's proudest accomplishment? TPG's proudest accomplishment is winning first place in a science fair.
- What is your favorite book to read? The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde By Robert Louis Stevenson.
- What makes you laugh the most? This place, once it turns 11 pm.
- What was the last movie you went to? What did you think? jungle book. it sucked.
- What did you want to be when you were small? a comic book writer.
- What does your child want to be when he/she grows up? TPG wants to be a physics person.
- If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be? Sex with Charlie Sheen.
- What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play? I Hate sports.
- Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car? drive a car.
- What would you sing at Karaoke night? something i was forced to sing.
- What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most? i dont. i listen to CDs.
- Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house? Vacuum.
- If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work? yard work.
- If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
- Who is your favorite author? idk.
- 26. Have you ever had a nickname? What is it? Gee Bear, Ger Bear, Gee, Gayrard, Gayrawr, GW,
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Any person I'd like interacting with.
2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
No. Too much uncontrolled attention.
3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
If the matter is clear, I know exactly what I'm going to say and can estimate the responses.
4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
Drinking a milkshake at a porch in a seaside and thinking 'what a nice milkshake'. Then going for a swim and napping under a banana palm tree (I prefer coconuts and don't actually like bananas but it would be redundant to die if one fell on my head). Then going to some people-infested place, presumably a bar; with a book in case company would be dull. Walking along the sea in the late evening, or night. Reading/watching some movie or series when I'm back. Flopping on bed and falling asleep, knowing same routine will be possible to attain the next day.
5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
I'm not a very vocal person, but it's not unusual for me to dance while vacuuming (and listening to music), walking in the street.
6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Neither can progress? Then neither seems good, tho if choosing is a must, I'd go for the body. Assuming it can't get worse than like being 30, mind.
7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
I see... I see... Nah.
8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
Umh
9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Not having any mental issues that would mess with muh brain.
10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
Being understood rather than having clearly not working means to an end applied.
11. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
Magneto FTW
12. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Lucky lottery numbers or something similar.
13. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Visiting some foreign places. Not enough time, money and desire.
14. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Doesn't ring any bells.
15. What do you value most in a friendship?
Mutual enjoyment of the interaction and lack of pushing.
16. What is your most treasured memory?
I remember loads of stuff.
17. What is your most terrible memory?
Can't think of any. Either blocked or didn't happen.
18. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
Take a huge loan, have a year long holiday. No point to indulge into anything that has the most use in the future that won't happen.
19. What does friendship mean to you?
People to cheer me up that I can stand being with for longer extents of time without wanting to kill one another.
20. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
Roles of love and affection.
21. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
Both were decent to me but not compatible with one another, albeit mum had her issues, which transmitted to our relationship and father and I got along truly well but didn't spend much time together. I'm sure there are people who had it much worse. Alright social standing is also a plus.
22. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
I'd rather she called me less.
23. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
Myself.
What is your favorite fruit flavor?
Can't say I have a favorite. Sometimes one flavor trumps another, other times it's a different one and so on.
Which two friends can you see together as a couple?
No idea.
Which sitcom character do you relate to?
Hugh Laurie.
What was the happiest moment in your life?
It's pretty much a content flatline, unless I'm physically challenged or have my rights restrained.
If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?
Do stuff. Die.
Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest).
No.
If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?
Immortality, teleportation, mind control.
Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change?
Arriving late.
What are your pet peeves?
People.
Where do you see yourself five years from now?
Same pickle.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Cheer.
If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you?
Completely differently.
Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery?
Umm.. Yeah?
What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance?
Be free from boundaries.
Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet?
I'm agnostic.
Got a phobia you want to share?
I don't have a fear that is great enough to become a frequent annoyance and I'm fairly indifferent in general.
What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Your mum.
If you could be anyone, who would you be?
Me.
What is your favorite thing about me?
Me being who?
How long can you hold your breath?
As long as I have enough air.
If you were stranded on an island, what are the three most important things that you think you would need?
Food, shelter, company.
Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding?
Haven't had the opportunity yet. Am indifferent about it.
How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age?
I try not to think about such horrendous things that may happen ages after I'm no longer walking on this earth. I might try to ponder had I've been immortal.
Do you believe that the end of the world is looming in this year 2012?
Sounds very likely.
What is your definition of an incredible weekend?
A weekend, spend in a way, which is extremely appealing to the person's subjective point of view.
Ever experiment with drugs? If yes, which ones?
Not that I'm aware.
What are the five things you cannot do without?
Oxygen, water, food, freedom, soft toilet paper.
Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams.
I'm content.
What is your favorite day of the week?
Monday.
Are you a cat/dog person?
I'm a people person.
If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick?
Domination.
What is your favorite breakfast meal?
Anything I can stomach.
Who or what inspires you?
Appealing stimulus.
What is your favorite color and why?
Shades of blue, gray; black. Also white. It's what I usually wear, must be a preference developed due to environmental and inherited traits.
If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be?
Some planet with decent living conditions and a fair chance of survival.
How many places have you traveled to? Name them.
A few. No.
Who is your hero?
Penguin from Gotham.
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Somewhere nice near a sea.
What is your biggest fear?
Being forced to live in an unpleasant and limited environment without my belongings I'm fond of. Pretty much jail is a no no.
What is your favorite family vacation?
One in which kids are left at grans for babysitting.
What would you change about yourself if you could?
Less impulsive where I should hesitate and vice versa.
What really makes you angry?
People crossing the limit of my tolerance, mainly being too rude/cocky/harsh while also interfering with my personal space or making it impossible for me to proceed as I please.
What motivates you to work hard?
Lack of other things to do.
What is your favorite thing about your career?
I'll answer after a few years.
What is your biggest complaint about your job?
Same as above.
What is your proudest accomplishment?
I can wiggle my ears.
What is your child's proudest accomplishment?
Not being born while I'm still in my 20's.
What is your favorite book to read?
H.G. Well's "Island of Dr. Moreau"
What makes you laugh the most?
People.
What was the last movie you went to? What did you think?
'The Nice Guys'. Those guys weren't really that nice.
What did you want to be when you were small?
Robin Hood, MIB agent.
What does your child want to be when he/she grows up?
I'll answer after God knows how long.
If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be?
Not be burdened by chores and time.
What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play?
I don't watch sports, though I sometimes watch people play chess in some park and indulge in it myself.
Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car?
Bike, car, horse.
What would you sing at Karaoke night?
Something I have at least a little experience singing.
What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most?
Rock music station and that's it.
Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?
Vacuum, lawn, dishes, bathroom.
If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work?
All of the above.
If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Doesn't matter, I'd likely fail to ingest all of the necessary vitamins, though my favorite dish seems to be spaghetti.
* Who is your favorite author?
Arthur Conan Doyle.
26. Have you ever had a nickname? What is it?
Nothing long lasting. No, it's not my nickname you bloody poofs.
27. Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not?
Depends on the severity of the surprise. I don't mind mundane too much.
28. In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read?
Read, movie, game, relative.
29. Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why?
Hawaii. More options.
30. Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why?
Lottery, if it would supply me with the money for life. Then I could do anything I'd like, including working at some job out of interest without the necessity of earning money. Otherwise job. It would be more appealing to do what I like and despite I tend to prefer the more pricy things, I don't need a lot of them.
31. Who would you want to be stranded with on a deserted island?
Someone I could stand and be interested in. Female body parts is a plus.
32. If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Establish some routine, featuring set tasks and time for chilling.
33. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
I don't want to accidentally alter the future.
34. How would your friends describe you?
Description would vary depending on the friend, I suppose.
35. What are your hobbies?
Procrastination with long lasting outcomes.
36. What is the best gift you have been given?
Money to get whatever I'd prefer.
37. What is the worst gift you have received?
I don't harbor expectations for the gifts, thus can't provide an answer.
38. Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without?
Music.
39. List two pet peeves.
People. Noisy people.
40. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Same pickle.
41. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Not many but enough.
42. If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have?
Magneto FTW.
43. What would you do if you won the lottery?
Cheer.
44. What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.)
Boat. Train. Air. Bus. Car.
45. What's your favorite zoo animal?
Animals shouldn't be locked in cages. Penguin.
46. If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be?
Not buying some items.
47. If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be?
Don't touch my food!
48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Three different sized ones to better fit my sleeping position.
49. What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)?
~ 24 hours.
50. What's the tallest building you've been to the top in?
London's eye counts as a building?
51. Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I'll keep what I have. Thanks.
52. How often do you buy clothes?
When I need new ones for either new setting or to replace the old ones.
53. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes.
54. What's your favorite holiday?
Spring.
55. What's the most daring thing you've ever done?
Not sure.
56. What was the last thing you recorded on TV?
Who does that?
57. What was the last book you read?
Some book abt social interactions.
58. What's your favorite type of foreign food?
Spaghetti.
59. Are you a clean or messy person?
Clean with strokes of messy.
60. Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
Anyone who would do it right.
61. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Depends on the necessity to get things done quick.
62. What kitchen appliance do you use every day?
Tea cup.
63. What's your favorite fast food chain?
One that works at night.
64. What's your favorite family recipe?
Spaghetti.
65. Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
Don't mind.
66. What's your favorite family tradition?
Not disturbing my routine with phone calls. I wish!..
67. What is your favorite childhood memory?
Boat trip.
68. What's your favorite movie?
Don't have a favorite. Depends on my mood and whatnot.
69. How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? How did you find out?
No one really tried to convince me otherwise. Seemed more like a tradition than anything real, similarly to Catholic celebrations.
70. Is your glass half full or half empty?
It has 1/2 of its insides filled with a fluid substance.
71. What's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love?
Love.
72. What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?
Knife, rope, water filtration device.
73. What was your favorite subject in school?
Ethics.
74. What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
My grandma's meals.
75. Do you collect anything?
Scars.
76. Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?
Fashion.
77. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Introvert.
78. Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest?
No clue.
79. Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)
No.
80. Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?
Chuck Noris
81. What do you do to keep fit?
It's not a concern, but I frequent gym, take walks and while I don't mind eating lots, I usually skip lunch.
82. Does your family have a “motto†– spoken or unspoken?
Disturb mee when he'd prefer solitary and fuss over nothing.
83. If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce?
Legalize slavery.
84. Who was your favorite teacher in school and why?
Language. Seemingly cold and despotic. Spot on. Decent sense of humor.
85. What three things do you think of the most each day?
Daily plans, leisure time, digestion products release.
86. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
7+
87. What song would you say best sums you up?
Haven't heard that one yet.
88. What celebrity would you like to meet at Starbucks for a cup of coffee?
None that I couldn't stand in person.
89. Who was your first crush?
Some older girl of a group of dancers who performed in my kindergarten.
90. What's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window?
A tree.
91. On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
1-10
92. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Having a job somewhere. I'm not drawn to a specific country yet. English being the main language would be a plus.
93. What was your first job?
Being a son.
94. If you could join any past or current music group which would you want to join?
Bloodhound Gang.
95. How many languages do you speak?
At least two.
96. What is your favorite family holiday tradition?
Allowing me to excuse myself and wander wherever I'd prefer.
97. Who is the most intelligent person you know?
I'm not clever enough to make such a deduction.
98. If you had to describe yourself as an animal, which one would it be?
Mix of an owl, puppy and some reptile.
99. What is one thing you will never do again?
This test.
100. Who knows you the best?
Probably my dead grandpa.
What is your favorite fruit flavor?
I don't have one.
Which two friends can you see together as a couple?
I don't have any friends.
Which sitcom character do you relate to?
I don't know. I hardly ever watch sitcoms. I'm not much of a comedy fan.
What was the happiest moment in your life?
That's a hard one for me to answer. I don't experience happiness very often and the times when I do it's so short lived it's hard to keep any memory of it. I'm not depressed. I just don't experience certain emotions very often (sadness included). So, I don't know. I'd have to give it more thought.
If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?
I'd go out and get a final kill in, then spend my last moments with my daughter.
Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest).
n/a
If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?
Assuming I could only wish for things that are realistic: I'd wish for lots of money, a long healthy life, and a successful career that is dangerous, risky and exciting.
Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change?
n/a
What are your pet peeves?
I have low frustration tolerance, so I get irritated pretty easily over certain noises. Pets piss me off the most.
I have some pretty serious anger issues and lack of patience. I hate waiting for anything. When I tell someone to jump I expect them to jump immediately.
Where do you see yourself five years from now?
Probably doing the same shit I'm doing now because my life has absolutely no direction.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Depends how much money I won. I'd like to buy a mansion and have enough money to get servants to cook and clean for me. I'd buy a lot of drugs, a fast car (I haven't decided which yet), a brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle and I'd invest some money.
If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you?
If I were born with a dick (which I should have been considering I already feel like I've got a phantom one) I'd be raping women, and who knows, maybe men too. I'm bisexual.
Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery?
Yep. A bunch of dead people don't scare me.
What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance?
Rape someone with an actual dick.
Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet?
I don't know what to believe. I don't believe in anything, except myself.
Got a phobia you want to share?
Nope
What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?
I don't know. Nothing I do is weird to me. I suppose some people might think it's weird that I grinned amusingly at someone who was pointing a gun at my head once..
If you could be anyone, who would you be?
I'd be me. I wouldn't want to be anyone else.
What is your favorite thing about me?
Nothing.
How long can you hold your breath?
I have no idea.
If you were stranded on an island, what are the three most important things that you think you would need?
A bowie knife, something to light a fire with and someone to socialize with. I think I'd go crazy on my own after awhile.
Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding?
Yes.
How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age?
Flames.
Do you believe that the end of the world is looming in this year 2012?
Considering it's 2016 now, I would have to say no.
What is your definition of an incredible weekend?
One spent alone with someone I've kidnapped, to do with them as I wish - rape, torture and murder.
Ever experiment with drugs? If yes, which ones?
Opiates, prescription drugs, marijuana.
What are the five things you cannot do without?
Oxygen, water, food, warmth and shelter.
Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams.
I don't have any. I just live each day as it comes.
What is your favorite day of the week?
I don't work, so every day is my favorite.
Are you a cat/dog person?
Dog. I don't like cats. Though, I'm not much of an animal person either way. I don't have much patience for animals.
If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick?
Definitely world domination.
What is your favorite breakfast meal?
Warm croisants with butter and jam, a slice of toast and and a fresh glass of orange juice.
Who or what inspires you?
Serial killers who have never been caught.
What is your favorite color and why?
Black because it matches the color of my heart.
If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be?
I wouldn't want to live on any other planet.
How many places have you traveled to? Name them.
I've been to a lot of different places and lived in a lot of different places. too many to name.