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This kind of thing tends to work better if there's only around one to three things to answer. 

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these will take me days to awnser

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It's 159 questions! 

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nice meme

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1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest? I love eating alone. I do that too rarely.

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way? Sure. I would have to say writer if I got to choose.

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why? A little. Because otherwise I'm lost.

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you? Picnic out with friends and good weather, not too warm (don't confront me with question 1...) Walking barefoot on the beach. Collecting rocks. Witnessing a gruesome accident on the way home. :P

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else? I sing all the damn time.

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose? Body.

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? Drowning in a puddle of water. I know it is going to be dumb.

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common. Meh.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful? That I was born in a rich country and never abused.

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be? It would just been cool if my parents hadn't hated each other.

11. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be? If I woke in the morning already, my ability would have been sleeping normal hours at night......

12. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know? If there is life after death.

13. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it? Traveling. Money.

14. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life? Learning how to take care of myself and survive under primitive circumstances.

15. What do you value most in a friendship? Loyalty followed by being inspiring.

16. What is your most treasured memory? I don't think back a lot.

17. What is your most terrible memory? That.

18. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why? No, because I am lazy.

19. What does friendship mean to you? Friendship goes deep. I call the other friends friends, but they are really not.

20. What roles do love and affection play in your life? I like cuddling with the cats.

21. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's? My family is broken up. It was quite autistic, practical but not especially warm. My childhood was nice for half the part when my parents were still OK with each other.

22. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother? I like my mom, she is really cool.

23. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..." my workload with.

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Do it in fragments of three questions per day?? Also read the dreams thread by bobby. It involves you!

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 If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

Yes, I would drop out of grad school and go spend more time with the people I care about. Sometimes I wonder if my family remembers I exist. I would also travel, mostly to visit people I know and want to spend time with, but maybe also to drag some of them with me to places I haven't been yet.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

I'm not entirely sure. Hopefully in a position at a university or company near DNJACK working in the same field I am now. Preferably living with him, because it's just fucking weird to not do so after that amount of time.

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What is your favorite fruit flavor? Flavor? I want the whole fruit thank you. Plum.
Which two friends can you see together as a couple? My friend and her GF because there are already a couple and I don't have all that many friends.
Which sitcom character do you relate to? No sitcom, but one of the rabbids. My friend thinks I'm like Sheldon Cooper though. I disagree.
What was the happiest moment in your life? No idea. My emotional memory is very poor.
If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it? Screaming and running in circles.
Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest). To much effort, I will pass.
If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for? Life, safety and fame.
Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change? My BFF. She is too clingy. She wants to be with me all the damn time.
What are your pet peeves? People with pet peeves. They are arrogant.
Where do you see yourself five years from now? In the same spot but on a different chair.
What would you do if you won the lottery? You mean a lot of money? Or like 10 dollars? It makes a hell of a difference...
If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you? I was born a boy/girl and things turned out just like this. :P
Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery? Is that supposed to be a hard thing?????
What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance? Some really neat vengeance thing.
Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet? Duh. Of course.
Got a phobia you want to share? No, I don't want to share my phobia.
What is the weirdest thing you've ever done? People say I do weird things all the time. But I don't, I swear.
If you could be anyone, who would you be? Me.
What is your favorite thing about me? You are quite bright.
How long can you hold your breath? Long enough to have survived this far.
If you were stranded on an island, what are the three most important things that you think you would need? A plastic sheet, a knife and rope.
Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding? Nope, never had the chance.
How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age? Definitely flames.
Do you believe that the end of the world is looming in this year 2012? Yes........... Wait... ???
What is your definition of an incredible weekend? I rather have credible but awesome weekends.
Ever experiment with drugs? If yes, which ones? No.
What are the five things you cannot do without? Air, water, food, clothes, shelter. SIGH.
Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams. Hope is for sissies. My dream is to more become the person I am. And some fame tossed in.
What is your favorite day of the week? Caturday.
Are you a cat/dog person? Guess.
If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick? World peace. I so don't want more work.
What is your favorite breakfast meal? Good tea and a sammich.
Who or what inspires you? Great thinkers, new thoughts, nature.
What is your favorite color and why? Orange. Just cuz.
If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be? Probably none we know about. But it should have two moons.
How many places have you traveled to? Name them. I have been in two places in the Eastern bloc during commie times. And the Arctic. And some more Europe. All Scandinavia.

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  1. Who is your hero? Tom Ripley, Dr House and my grandma.
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? In the countryside with critters.
  3. What is your biggest fear? Time? Death?
  4. What is your favorite family vacation? Denmark, the sea. I was really little.
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could? Probably vainly something about looks, also I'd change some mental traits as long as they didn't make good traits change... I'd love being less messy. For example. And maybe less lazy.
  6. What really makes you angry? I don't know... try to make me angry and you'll find out.
  7. What motivates you to work hard? Fear.
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career? My whatnow?
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job? It doesn't pay much...
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment? I think there was something similar already. Also it felt good finishing Nanowrimo several times.
  11. What is your child's proudest accomplishment? You mean cats', right?
  12. What is your favorite book to read? You mean one I read over and over? It sounds insane.
  13. What makes you laugh the most? The friend whom I laughed the most with moved out of town. Oh well.
  14. What was the last movie you went to? What did you think? An Imax 3D nature movie. It was quite boring cuz they cared more about the 3D effects than anything else.
  15. What did you want to be when you were small? An artist.
  16. What does your child want to be when he/she grows up? My cats are grown up.
  17. If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be? I don't think I have enough imagination today to answer this question properly.
  18. What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play? I don't watch sports that much. Oh, I don't play sports either.
  19. Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car? Ride a horse.
  20. What would you sing at Karaoke night? When my blue moon turns to gold.
  21. What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most? We have no radio in the car, sorry, we listen to Spotify.
  22. Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house? Wash the dishes. I hate vacuuming with a passion.
  23. If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work? Definitely cooking!
  24. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? Something with enough nutrients! I think based on taters,
  25. Who is your favorite author? A lot of my fav novels are one hit wonders.

   26. Have you ever had a nickname? What is it? Yes I have had. I will not tell you.
   27. Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not? I really hate it. I like to be able to plan ahead, at least just a little.
   28. In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read? None of them. A movie if I have to choose.
   29. Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why? Alaska. It isn't as hot. And looks neat.
   30. Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why? Win the lottery. Then I could do what I wanted to do anyway.
   31. Who would you want to be stranded with on a deserted island? Maybe my online friend from Philly. She would hate it, she is a typical city person. ;))
   32. If money was no object, what would you do all day? Probably not the same thing every day. Hopefully work on my projects.
   33. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to? Medieval times, I hope I don't get the plague though.
   34. How would your friends describe you? Reliable, responsible.
   35. What are your hobbies? Um.. gardening.. slacking off.. hell I don't know.
   36. What is the best gift you have been given? One of my cats.
   37. What is the worst gift you have received? Guilt. From gifts that I didn't want.
   38. Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without? My bed.
   39. List two pet peeves. No.
   40. Where do you see yourself in five years? Again?
   41. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Ten maybe.
   42. If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have? Mind reading, if I can shut that off. Or blowing people's heads up.
   43. What would you do if you won the lottery? Agaiiiin?
   44. What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.) Train. I also like car roadtrips.
   45. What's your favorite zoo animal? Lemur.
   46. If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be? Letting my cat out that got killed by a car many years ago.
   47. If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be? The dead ones, would be fun seeing them trying to eat.
   48. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two.
   49. What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)? 3 days. Fever.
   50. What's the tallest building you've been to the top in? Berlin TV tower maybe.

 

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NICE LEGS!!! ( not looking up your skirt either )

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