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It's not a joke.
Jesus.
Xena stated: source post
Nini: tie her to a chair and give her a makeup tutorial. Ed can watch ;D
Cricket stated: source post
Nini force her to go clothes shopping with me
Well, since you both enjoy... girls stuff maybe you could go shopping together, talk about makeup and just forget about me being there after 5min so I can sneak away and can spend the rest of the day on something interesting than clothes... and makeup...
Damien stated: source post
Nini: chat
What makes you think I would want to talk to you?
For the rest of you, I'm gonna use Ed's list of members.
Buttered Toast: Force him into a hug while he tries to make me stop. I like it when they struggle. so keep trying to escape toast ;)
Cain: chat
DnJack/Dkachu: Can I even get closer than 5m to you without being killed by crick?
Edvard/ Systematic /Turncoat/ Sugar : try to talk to you, probably hug at least two of you, then get pissed off when you start bitching like Alice Schwarzer on shark week. after several tries to make you stop arguing I'd leave to get some popcorn and then throw it at you while you keep arguing.
Mee: tie him to a street lantern in front of the biggest gay party I can find in Amsterdam. Naked, with a gag so he cant talk, a huge black dildo glued on his forehead and a sign saying "I am a unicorn, please fill me up with your "rainbow magic" ". Take pics.
Mirage/ Motor/ WW3/Alterego : I honestly don't know
Nyarlathotep: hug him then have a long conversation about music and life and more music. hug him again.
Poltergeist/Fiction/Deadlift/Mikeangel: cut off your balls for getting drunk several times and asking me in chat for nudes and my skype name then tell you to kill yourself
Ret /Inquirer :you, me, food, philosophy?
JChitty /ThenFuckIt/TPG/Tryptamine/ ImNotHer : you seem somewhat interesting. probably chat.
Cadaver/ Chapo/Jason/ JimSavage/ JohnSnowIsDead/ Litany/Litany is Dead /Mick / Pahuco/ Spatial Mind /Venator of Verum : probably talk to you out of boredom before telling you to fuck off as soon as youre annoying me or get boring
Daniella : Ask her about her alien planet
Blanc: try to talk to her; take away everything that she could use to get drunk/high
Angee: Make her introduce me to Frankie
Missy: Watch her trying to get Ed's attention by climbing a street lantern, jump on him and hug him using Angee's squirrel technique. Sadly he's busy arguing.
Alena : ask her to write a nice story about the still ongoing bitching of Ed and Sys. TC points the logical mistakes of both out and provokes them even more. Sugar decided that this is getting boring. She and I eat/throw popcorn and laugh our asses off at Ed's, Syst's and TC's faces when Alena reads her story out loud.
Haart: We'd probably have an interesting conversation.