Would you be willing to substitute that coffee for a hot chocolate with cinnamon?
I'd pretend I don't know the vast majority of you. "Xena? wth? Do I look like Lucy Lawless?" lol
So my list will be very short.
Angee: I might be convinced to hang out with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me like I'm some retarded penis creature who's never been fucked :P I like horses. Not sure if she'd let me ride one, or if she's training them for some purpose that doesn't include letting amateurs around them.
BT: I'd do smthg smrty frty with him. His choice :)
Cadaver: taze him till his head turns purple and smoke comes out his ears.
Cain: drink and dance and check out a good band.
Cricket: totally get off on pics of her brain :$
Dani: watch kooky b movies with her while we give each other mani pedis.
Edvard: check out a pagan metal band, maybe rassle a little (not in a sexual way you pervs :P)
Haart: smthg weird and crazy and fun. Poop bomb an MRA convention? >:D
Inquirer: go kayaking. It's a Swedish thing right? :D
Instrument: O.O :$ :& lolidk
Litany: ^ see above ;D
Mika: take her and Bum Bum and Sensy to the petting zoo and maybe a family restaurant or smthg quiet and wholesome.
Misscommunication: Mervishland. Whichever epic play is popular when we meet.
Mr. Omega: rave on.
Nini: tie her to a chair and give her a makeup tutorial. Ed can watch ;D
Pachuco: smoke lots of weed and giggle my face off.
Piles: ^
Raven: pay her to do smthg with my hair.
Thrill Kill: not sure. It depends on whether or not she can be normal(ish) irl. Any of her talk of raping and dismembering hs girls and I'd walk away and pretend she's not even talking to me.
Virus: sit on the veranda with a bottle of Southern Comfort and listen to the blues while he tells me stories.
VoV: Medieval Times dinner theatre. Jousting :D
Whoameye: go with him and his ol lady to see a band or a mud wrestling tournament. Maybe a monster truck rally?
Dima: go to the park and watch him drink vodka while we play frisbee with his dog.
Blanc: rassle :D
It is nice to see you didn't forget me, Xena, unlike these other knuckleheads.
And, to be perfectly honest and without ill-intent, it would be of nigh-impossibility that I'd ever meet anyone in the first place. If that were unavoidable or too enticing to refuse, I'd like do very little other than what I do digitally here in a "real world" context: joke around, grow tired of socializing quickly and retreat back home to breathe a sigh of relief having endured.
Astamiss stated: source post
I can talk about you.
Buttered Toast: I'm not sure. It depends what butter toast wants to do... I just assumed the person would not think much of the encounter.
I literally just edited my previous post to verify your assumption, basically.
Boring. pouts
When I said smrty frty I meant a planetarium exhibit or a (hopefully not too painfully dry) lecture of some sort. My son likes fossils (stfu weirdos :P) Mebbe some stones n bones thing at a museum somewhere.
Ugh. It's difficult to talk about rl stuff I like to do now. I can't believe these tards and their trolling actually got that far into my head. 0_o
I keep seeing Jim and his "got a bone for you... ima stick it in so far the person who pulls it out will be able to call himself King Arthur" lol
Ok. Joke round for half an hour over Timmie's coffee with BT, then.
Oops. I forgot you.
I might acknowledge you if I met you somewhere.
Montreal. Across from the bus terminal there was a beautiful little dive of a hotel, back in the 80s. They had a little restaurant with dirt cheap prices and AMAZING food. That's where we could go.
Or just anywhere with geese. Mama Xena likes to feed mama Canada geese. Especially at this time of year when the smell of fruit blossoms and lilacs covers up the smell of the goose poop. I hate that our national bird is so stinky lol