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Is this some Jewish thing?

In the midst of a zombie apocalypse I was alone. It appears from the state of things the apocalypse had been going on for years now.
I hopped the fence into an abandoned neighborhood searching for a place to stay the night.
I found a two story house, immediately went into the kitchen and took some knives out of a drawer before searching the rooms.
It appeared there had been some post-acopalypse dwellers there at one point, long gone. They left some stuff strewn around.
As I searched around I found a zombie staring out the window at the sun. I drove my knife into it's skull before it knew I was there. It felt like muscle memory. I remember thinking to myself that I missed leisure. 
Then I heard a noise coming from the bathroom, the last room to be searched. 
I opened the door carefully and saw a dog lying on the floor infected with the zombie virus. I didn't know the virus was zoological. 
Regardless I shut the door, knelt down, and stabbed it in the head standard procedure- but it didn't die. So I tried at the base of the skull, assuming I'd need to sever the spinal chord- still didn't work.
At first I was just going to leave it, but as I was walking up the stairs I thought of a few scenarios that ended in that dog killing me in my sleep.
So I came back to it, and began stabbing it methodically into the face around the eyes, all parts of the neck and chest, and directly into the top of his skull. Still no use. 
Then I realized I could just cut off its legs and it wouldn't be able to come for me. So I sawed off each paw, they clunked to the floor hard as a rock. Then I pried open its jaw and sawed off the snout, just incase. 
After that I rummaged around for a change of clothes and went out onto the porch to watch the sunset. I remember really liking the breeze, it was the first time I had relaxed in a long time. 

I'm pretty Jewy, dude. 

Damn that's scary cricket. 

My nightmare...

I had a nightmare I was about to have a threesome. Then the man beside me said "I don't think he just wants a threesome. I think he wants you. I mean really wants you to be his,". I was confused. I see the man who apparently wants me approaching me. The man starts kissing my neck. The man beside me tries to join in the play. The only problem is this man who I was told wants me did want me to himself. It came to the point he would not let the other man join the threesome. I started getting worried....

I forget what happened though things got bloody... There was blood everywhere and my nose was bleeding. The doors were locked and I could not leave. I decided to jump fifty stories into the hotel pool. The two men both bloody as well jump into the pool. I hope I don't hit my head on the bottom of the pool. I manage to survive the fall.

I forget some more stuff happen... Then a man who was not one of the men in the threesome ends up dead. I carry the body away. There is a lot of blood and police show up. I run away deciding to avoid everything and hide in a different room in the hotel. Then one of the men tells me he wants to kill my mom. I tell him I don't want him to kill my mom. I try to help my mom hide. Then the man says "If you don't get outta the way I will kill you as well". The man starts throwing bazookas. In the mass panic in the hotel I take this opportunity to climb down to a lower floor through the window of opportunity.  I meet some nice rich people who hold doors for me. I eat some beer nuts. I find some roosters. The end.

In my last nightmare i stepped on one of my random neighbors lawns that i barely know, and his yard like shot up from underground and there were like 12 people being crucified and having their faces carved by butcher knives by a bunch of people with shaved heads. Then they saw me and said GET HIM, so I sprinted down the street to my house, door was unlocked and i slammed it and caught my breath before being stabbed through my chest through the door. I woke up immediately after being stabbed.

The weirdest nightmare I ever had... it is a nightmare where my brother got this awesome technological device right. I wanted the awesome technological device because I thought it be better in my hands. It turns out my greed made it so some people who want to destroy the galaxy get the special technology. In my hands the object is able to fall in to the wrong hands. In my brothers hands they would not have fallen into the wrong hands...

So anyways this weapon destroys the galaxy by creating some sort of portal with galaxy where there are aliens. The problem is the galaxies are too close and it would destroy our galaxy. 

I was like dammmn this sucks. I went to the library to wait for world to end. It was taking to long and I got impatient. I left the library. I found the people who were trying to destroy the galaxy. I saw the countdown was five seconds until we all die. Then I just took the special weapon back... Everyone was safe. 

I think its funny became it shows my impatience. I think it's funny because I did not even think to take back the weapon at first. I'm basically laughing like yeah I'd probably so do this.. 

I would do horrible horrible things for you... because love!

hmm, I get the night witch sometimes.
My med friends all agree it has to do with my smoking habits.

It goes along those lines:

In the middle of my sleep I feel hands all over me, taking the covers off and eventually covering my mouth.

Absolute rapture.

As long as I remember to breathe I should be fine.

I think you have an inferiority complex i.e. think yourself as worse than you actually are.