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Meet Carman:

A 90's Christian rapper and little-known legend of purely accidental comedy, who believes that he's Chuck Norris, Marlin Brando, Fabio, and Flava Flav all rolled into one, that all the kids these days are gay murderers, and that America is the #1 country in illiteracy because we've taken Jesus out of the classroom.  And he's here to save your soul.  Power of the word, bitch.

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One of the classics.

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Pm.

Btw I like to call masochism... Masochrist. It reminds me of how Jesus went on a cross. It was the way I could remember it easily when I was young. 

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A classic Everything Is Terrible icon we've passively enjoyed together for a while now~

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I just want to say I will not watch any of those linked videos.  I have enough trouble keeping my own thoughts out of my head.

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Oh BT, I think you'd really enjoy them, though. : (

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Did you really??? : D

Do you remember much of it?

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But BT, we need to make America great again! 

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Oh my... Tell me everything. 

I guess if you're stuck with the Bible Belt's greatest hits, you could do a lot worse.

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 I saw this guy live when I was much younger. Growing up in the bible belt really limited my entertainment choices. 

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