Meet Carman:
A 90's Christian rapper and little-known legend of purely accidental comedy, who believes that he's Chuck Norris, Marlin Brando, Fabio, and Flava Flav all rolled into one, that all the kids these days are gay murderers, and that America is the #1 country in illiteracy because we've taken Jesus out of the classroom. And he's here to save your soul. Power of the word, bitch.