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anastacia stated: source post

Got my hopes up thinking you'd participate. Here, I'll make one for you:

Hey girl, let's get together and try to figure out what our next evolutionary traits will be. 

 How much ?

Do you have pet insurance? I'm about to smash that pussy!

I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes ;)

You must be a singularity because the closer I get to you the fast time seems to slip by me.

I must be doing anaerobic respiration because you just took my breath away.

You are a sexy man and I guess that's why you can't spell sexy without "XY".

You must be a photon because you excite me to a whole new level.

I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

Roses are red violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis I would fail to reject you.

I wish your name was avagadro so then I would already know your number.

I was mixing acids and alkaline together. I knocked the alkaline on the floor. It was the first time I dropped the base.

Missbehaved stated: source post

You must be a singularity because the closer I get to you the fast time seems to slip by me.

Allow me to interject.  Time doesn't slip by, it slows down.  A moment turns into infinity once past the event horizon of a singularity/black hole.  So...

"You must be a singularity, because time stands still when I get close to you.  I want this moment to last forever...  Unless there's a better moment after it, of course."

I'm sure this pick up line will fare worse than the original. XD

Oh thanks for the correction. It did seem a bit weird when I read it but I assume it must be true hoping the site did not make a mistake because I doubt my own memories at times. It is correct time does slow near a singularity :)

Come to think of it, I may have had it in reverse.  :D

The one approaching the singularity doesn't even notice crossing the "point of no return" in the horizon (well, other than maybe radiation and stuff, but they won't notice a sudden threshold).  One observing that person falling in will see them continuously falling forever, never quite reaching it.

Time dilation is a symptom of approaching the speed of light.  Time seems to go on rapidly without you, if you are the one speeding, but only noticeable once returning to normal speeds.  Time will have affected you less and everything around you will look to have leapt ahead a number of years without you noticing.  That's what happens, but hard to say which really is about "time slippinig by".

Whatever.