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Hey pretty lady, won't you give me a sign? I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine. I'll do your biddin' and be at your beck and call

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to talk by a second time?

I like this because I do not believe in love at first sight. It's kind of funny because if I do not believe in love at first sight it does not mean I believe in love at second sight. It does show that the flirter is willing to come by once again and work towards love.

You will be swimming in dick with this one in Sweden

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You. Now.

Yes, plz 

Gurl, call me Arby's , cause I have the meats ;)

Nerds.

Where I'm from pick up lines are heavily frowned upon. It was once a heavy trend, then it broke out into a heavy epidemic when people would hear the best lines over and over again, so it'll instantly wreck your game from the time your introduction comes across as a rehearsed witty line.

Aye boy, according to science you've got traces of copper, carbon and potassium in you. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

We can stay out as late as you like. I'll adjust my medication accordingly. 

Got my hopes up thinking you'd participate. Here, I'll make one for you:

Hey girl, let's get together and try to figure out what our next evolutionary traits will be. 

After finding out that I'm an M.D., "Wanna give me a rectal exam?"

I've had at least 3 variations on that theme.