Hey girl, is your pussy a grave? Because my dick just died ;)
Cadaver stated: source post
Just show her the memes
I can bouch for dis premium method!
The meme method works every time.
Aye girl are you willing to gimme a chance cause I would do battle with a pride of lions in a handicapped bathroom stall at the local McDonald's with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon just to get the chance to share a Little Caesars pizza with you over a Skype call on a dial up connection