-met a guy who told me he was one of janet jacksons backup dancers for her rhythm nation tour. He also told me that he had full blown aids and the government took his house to build a hadron collider on the land. i went along with it, coz you have to when someone is that sincere about batshit insanity.
oh wow.
I hope this is all true, cos it's fucking brilliant. Your family sound amazing.
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-signif. other has moved in the past 2 weeks with her cancerous cat. They took its teeth out and it has some kinda tumor in its throat. It looks like bill hicks when he squints. so i found its pain meds in the bathroom, called Buprenex. googled it and turns out it’s a kinda opioid thing. theres a lot of stuff about it not being siuitable for human use but that’s clearley just an FDA thing rather than a safety thing, and I was “researching†this on liberal amounts of vodka and froot loops. So obviously I figured it was a good idea to try it.
It was not a good idea. Feline opiates taste like blood and dry your mouth out for hours
This sounds so much like smth I would do I'm surprised I haven't done it yet.