you did a good job capturing the average neckbeard redditor.
19 yr old/M
Wants to make love to a girl but hasn't figured out how to do it without possibly getting jail time. Has super short finger nails, and gets stressed very easily by social situations of any sort, and by any form of contention/confrontation. Wants a gamer girl - not an actual one(they are not attractive irl), but a girl that fits the trope (aka is hot AF and enjoys vgs but doesn't play them that much).
Dislikes: putting positives first, people who say 'honesty is the best policy', people who are willing to ruffle feathers socially to keep it real, people who have put in enough effort in life to justify their looking down on others, excessive heat, relatives, 3D people, vanilla hentai, RTSs, turn based games, turn based coats, based Turncoat (you're creepy when you're honest man), anything involving physical pain.
Likes: putting positives last to leave people on a good note, playing computer games, surfing the web (can't surf irl yet), people who say 'courtesy is the best policy', people who have realistically achievable dreams, people dumb/low enough not to make me feel inferior, people who say dickish things so I can counter them and be in the right, stores with shitty security, guro hentai, asphyxiation hentai, that renegade feeling when you click on something on Ehentai and get the pop up saying 'this content has been flagged as offensive for everyone', people who ask for nothing but willingly give things without sounding righteous, animals that love unconditionally, people that love unconditionally, trends set by racism and sexism that elevate the status of white males by comparison, having a penis, reading books/comics/manga, watching movies/anime, reading about things on Wikipedia, reading about things on wookiepedia, Star Wars, spaceships(fictional or not).
18 Female/
I have emotions...
Interests in General:
Science : Biology/Chemistry, Rainbows (Arc-En-Ciel), Thunderstorms, Animals, Dreams&Nightmares, Night air, Wishes, Art, Music, Autumn…
Favorite foods&beverages:
Mint, Milkshakes, Peppermint mocha frappe, Cinnamon buns, Cinnamon toast crunch, S’mores, Hot coco, Frozen yogurt with nerds, Ice cream with nerds, Funnel cake, Lemonade…
Favorite Sports/Activities:
Hiking, Biking, Swimming, Dancing Camping„ Amateur photography…
Dislikes
Umm I don't know on the top of my head...
Perfect Date
Surprising my sweetie with his perfect date.
Status
I'm seeing someone...
BongsðŸ‘You will either love me or despise me. I am the greatest. Fuck school, I'm too smart for it. I like kids more than you do. I'm a financial genius (785+ FICO). Life is like a dick, cuz girls make it hard. I will play with your emotions for fun. 6'.
Got a long list of ex lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. I've got a blank space so write your name.
I'm an asshole, a douchebag, a degenerate, and a sociopath, but I love myself more because of it.
this was what was said on my tinder profile when I matched my fiancé.
19 / M / Estonia (looking for a place to move to)
Police officer.
Sensitive, but not afraid of long distance relationship.
If not a girlfriend- then simply a soulmate would be more than enough.
Likes: Nature, rain, peace,
Dislikes: Crowded places, clubs
Contact me on email, if you're interested- [email protected]
or
Skype: itachi-5