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The only thing I'm interested in regarding this thread is ds' opinion about it.

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Bingo

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I can't be bothered doing a dating profile. I'll just mention my likes and dislikes etc.

Likes: Sex, risk-taking, illegal activity, reading, watching and discussing crime-related topics/shows, hunting, camping, hiking, bushwalking, horse riding, motorcycle riding, Harley Davidson motorcycles, muscle cars, travelling, building things, martial arts, playing tennis and squash, online gaming, going to car and motorcycle shows, rodeos, music concerts and museums.

Dislikes: Clingy, emotional people. Indoor smokers. A lot of other dislikes that I can't be bothered mentioning.

Looking for: Someone who is submissive, yet willing to challenge my dominance occasionally. A partner-in-crime.

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Age: Doesn't matter.

Sex: Doesn't matter.

Likes: Nothing.

Dislikes: Nothing.

Seeks solitude.  Would rather manipulate from obfuscating shadows for amusement.  All relationship prospects must sign and agree to restraining order.  Very very very long distance relationships preferred.

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I like burnt toast.

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sex: on sugar

likes: being given permission to touch myself

dislikes: lame attempts at manipulation

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35 y.o. bloodless spinster, moderately disfigured in a house-fire, seeks emotionally immature male of same or similar species (bonobos considered, but please do not message me unless you have at least 5''10' of vertical height).

Likes: Matchstick modelling, Ghostbusters, the Ghostbusters original soundtrack, pretending I didn't bring my wallet, discussing the weather whilst engaging in protracted and unfaltering eye-contact, birds (not spruce grouse or any other arboreal grouse) and standing in museum gift shops until I'm asked to leave.

Dislikes: War, humour, crustaceans and Janet Jackson. 

My ideal date: We meet at the Cambridge Fellows Parlour. I have instantly forgotten your name, and commit to the moniker "Stephen". I tell you that the balaenoptera musculus whale's heart beats only 9 times a minute. You receive this trivia poorly, and announce that you'd like to order. I tell you that it has been four years since I've had sex, and did you watch University Challenge last night? You tell me that your name is not Stephen, and you must leave.

You are the one that got away.

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Am I the only one here who has never posted on Reddit? I'm just curious.

What's good about Reddit?

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this is the winner

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17 yr old / F

Likes: Philosophy, questioning everyday things, studying the behavior of couples around me, good music, discussions (mostly about philosophy),     understanding everything

Dislikes: Arguing on an emotional level, people getting protective or acting like they owned me, Titanic, people telling me how to feel

Seeks: long term open relationship with a not overly attached and emotionally stable partner (male/female)

 

 

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