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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

On top of playing possum. When they are cornered, they bare their teeth and hiss. They are not dangerous per-se.

But they do put on a good show.

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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

Even if it is unlikely to spark an investigation, I feel it's a bit silly to post your crimes online. I have completed some of the items on this list but not all of them and I've completed some not listed:

speeding
trespassing
vandalism
theft
burglary
robbery
distribution
murder
rape
fraud
laundering
abuse
public intox
DUI
defacing a corpse
assault
assault with a weapon
kidnapping
assaulting officer
disorderly conduct
disturbing peace
your mom






 

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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

There's this thing that skilled boxers do to tire out their opponents.

It's called "playing possum" The boxer goes all limp (like a real possum playing dead) and pretends he's whupped so the challenger will use up the best of himself and get overconfident.

Then the possumplaying fighter snaps back to his true form and kicks the challenger's butt.

Possum is extremely skilled at using this strategy in online debates.

Posts: 1386
What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

I'm curious why you choose the Possum as your avatar and name ?

I have caught possums in foot traps when I was younger. I have a good idea why you choose the possum.

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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

lolwut?

What did you do to that corpse snookums?

Rape?

Whose mom? TK? Was she better looking than the corpse?

XD

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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

Existench is my crime

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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

I stole once while I was 7, broke into someones house at 8 and besides going into abandoned or condemned facilities, no crimes since. Crime really isn't worth the risk it unless it's consistently profitable.

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