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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

I jaywalked the other day.

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What Crimes Have You Committed? (Incl. Some Other Questions)

I think we have. I also think I told a similar story.

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I just came clear to my mom that I used to sign all papers from school myself in HS. With my dad's siggy. I sort of just blurted it out not thinking she would think it was weird or anything. She didn't actually sound like it WAS weird or anything. I had nothing to hide from my parents from school, it was just that I was chronically forgetful and the day the paper was due I still had it in my locker, it never been home.

I noticed I could copy almost anyone's handwriting and I did a few pranks that way (one that scared the shit out of someone but I didn't mean it that bad). Recently I tried to write in other handwritings but I seem to have lost the skill.

I have had other mini skills in life that just came and went. That in itself, totally offtopic, is interesting. Anyone else that had a talent they lost later in life?

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It was traumatizing. Been suspicious of that wrinkly, frail-looking species ever since. :p

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Old people are scary, I've seen drag me to hell -I don't mess with that lot.

And though I'm sure that experience was traumatizing, thanks for the laugh. :p

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LOL, it brought back a memory. I was about 13 and hang out with a kid at school that had shoplifted a few times, They told me about a few good methods, said if they ask the cashier something they are busy with that and I can grab a piece of candy. Sure, I'll do that. So they talked and I let the candy slip into my pocket. Then I accidentally tipped the whole candy stand. Yes. The cashier was really nice to me, I was bit shocked because I had gotten away with it and then been so clumsy, why oh why. Then it was hellish embarrassing because everything is when you are 13. It didn't help that cashier actually felt sorry for me and helped me pick up all the candy and put it in place. I felt a little bit of guilt, first I stole from her the she was so nice to me.

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I have my real handwriting somewhere on this page, too lazy to look, also this is the wrong thread for this, once again lazy. The odd one out? What did I write and not?

I needed to test my talent and yes, it is basically lost, I suck at this now. Still was fun trying cuz I was a mid teen like 30 years ago now.

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Haha, well I haven't admitted to anything.

Just named off my current charges. Innocent until proven guilty, right? ;P

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It was traumatizing. Been suspicious of that wrinkly, frail-looking species ever since. :p

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I imagine, at this point, your lawyer would advise you to shut up and abandon your account XD

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