if your actions on earth truly held any meaning or you accomplished anything significant, you would not need to say anything, others would say it for you
"I cant. intoxication will make me too honest. and then you will all pick apart mah brains and figure me out..."
What's wrong with "figuring you out"?
"im on to you...."
Yeah, you are on to me, as I am being transparent about it instead of deceptive.
I'd love to learn more about you.
defense against wha? thjer is no threat here. if one thing is sloppier than the next, mayb i did it on purpose to make ya think it was a defense muahahaha im kidding thats just laziness
truth to lie ratio is prety close to 50/50. i dnt really feel the need to lie, but i also dont feel the need to be all hnest for e validation. some of its cumpolsory, mah little suicide stunt for exaple. reasons for doin it other than boredom, none really. jus somethin to pass the time.
if one games ends ill just start another, sometimes its rushed and improvised, somtimes its just sloppy half truths, people dont guess, or they shouldnt, just enjoy the damn show, lying is always entertaining, sometimes telling teh truth is too, i pick whichevr suits me, and yes i dothe same thng in real life.
heeey some of what i say is true. i was bein honst when i said i lie alot :D
and its all for the sake of the joke, its not a defense though. and, you can collect all the data you want cuz its full of just as much bullshit as my public ramblings lol. sometimes i tell the truth, i just do it just as often as i lie, and just as poorly lol. gotsa keep you guys on your toes!
Some of it was for defense, but not much of it. The defense ones tended to be sloppier. 
I'm pretty sure the truth to lie ratio's not 50/50, but behind every liar is the sort of person who feels the need to in the first place. They can make for very interesting people, especially if it's compulsory.
What's your reason for it, besides boredom? That's more interesting than the stories. Do you see your actual life as uninteresting enough to not be worth talking about, or is it that there's things you feel are worth hiding? Perhaps you wish the life you talk about were the truth?