mad cuz bad
Given the wonder of the tube sock, it requires not much in the way of imagination to keep the story going. Of course the blatant misogyny and pedophilia is a little less, shall I say, part of the cultural norm. And the more pious of your audience will almost certainly be distressed. Given the molten emotion that roils deep beneath our thin skinned BPD./ NPD hide, don't hold back on the social justice warrior stance.