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You people wonder why I mock you with retarded sock puppets :P

There's no reason to really wonder because everyone here uses puppets for a variety of odd reasons.

You make a mockery of the meaning of the word euthanasia like you do with everything else that gets posted here. Don't get me wrong. That's part of this forum's charm. Weirdos who masturbate with roadkill fascinate most of us, whether we care to admit it or not. But jeez louise, there comes a point when a dumb joke is just too stupid to be funny anymore.

She doesn't have to be funny, she just has to garner attention (It still is funny to me, though). And she's doing so successfully. 

I wonder if I can get you weirdos to be srs for a few hours? Not too hopeful about that lol. But I've always prided myself on being a master of lost causes... erm... maybe pride isn't exactly the word I'm looking for...

At any rate, this suicide shit is getting really old. Let's just give it one big last hurrah and move on to more interesting topics, shall we?

So... here goes...

I'm about the least suicidal person you're ever going to meet. When push comes to shove I worry more that I'll end up beating somebody to death than find cause to drink bleach or w/e. When somebody calls me useless and tells me they wish I were dead, I take that as an invitation to be the most annoying douchebag in their lives XD

Being suicidal isn't a personality trait, it's a temporary condition. 

But there are a few extremely unlikely circumstances where I would kill myself.

1) HIV. Yucky yuck yuck and holy fuck. No way no how could I live like that. I would end it and quickly.

HIV? Just HIV, huh? Not even the full blown AIDS...This isn't the 80s. And don't even get me started on all the information/whistleblowers coming from "alternative" parts of the medical community.

2) Neck-down paralysis. This would be much more difficult. I've thought it through when the possibility arose. I may have a plan for that as well. Not a good one, but where there's a will there's a way.

The other 3 situations are maybes. I would give life without my sight or my legs a chance for awhile before making up my mind.

As long as living a certain way gives more pleasure than suffering, there's no reason to end it. Most seem to experience more pleasure. Millions of people live long happy lives being blind, deaf, crippled, etc and don't end up offing themselves. It's actually not living with the disability itself that's hard, but living in society with the disability.

Likewise with another horribly disfiguring and crippling disease like cancer. With cancer (or a similar disease) I would likely end it before I get too weak to wipe my own ass. Ew...the thought of somebody else wiping my poopy butt just nauseates me.

What makes you think you'd have enough foresight in that situation?

I've been waiting to post this topic bc there are enough people on this forum who think our little suicide queens might be for real. I doubt it more than ever now. People who truly want to die don't talk about it. Do you know why? BECAUSE SOMEBODY WILL STOP THEM IF THEY TALK ABOUT IT!! Duh. If the need to euthanize myself were ever to arise, do you think I would discuss it with anybody? Hell no. Double duh  :P

This applies sometimes, but nothing is 100% consistent. 

So I'll tell you how I would do it (sort of... wouldn't want to give anybody any ideas) if any of you actually care.

First, I'd like to see how the rest of you would kill yourselves. Yeah yeah. Most of you wouldn't under normal everyday circumstances. Pretend it's the apocalypse or smthg. You're a spy and you don't want your secrets to fall into enemy hands or w/e. How would you kill yourself quickly and effectively so everybody would stfu about trying to save you?  xD

A gun and a secluded area...

Wait...Did you just go from "real life" suicide to hypothetical suicide as an attempt to make things more interesting? Weird.

I don't post about my tendencies unless it's related to a topic, but if there's questions about them I'm not afraid to answer them either.

It's all within one topic that people are all gravitating to on their own.

It'd be attention whoring if it was in the form of spam designed to make people unable to ignore it.

"At any rate, this suicide shit is getting really old. Let's just give it one big last hurrah and move on to more interesting topics, shall we?"
Do you have something against people pursuing suicide?

"I'm about the least suicidal person you're ever going to meet."
...so this topic is you essentially bragging?

"I've been waiting to post this topic bc there are enough people on this forum who think our little suicide queens might be for real. I doubt it more than ever now."
Such ignorance masked with bravado.

lol. Your attentionwhoring is almost as bad as hers.

You like the punishment, tho. She likes the buttkissing from the creepy pedos.

even though getting attention wasn't really the first priority i had in mind when i started with all this shit, i find it kind of amusing that everyone hates me for being an attentionwhoring faggot yet still gives me shitloads of attention anyways.

That was exactly my point. Somebody who truly wants to die has no self respect left. 

If I were so broken that the only decision left were  how to end it all, prostitution would not be a problem.

I mean, think about it. Whoring vs. putting a bullet in your head. How is the former any less appealing than the other?

The answer's pretty simple. It's not. If you really wanted to die, the decision to go out and suck balls for your equipment would come easily to you.

Correct, but it still doesn't change the reality of what their life is.

Some see a "good life" as one with achievement, one where they did something to change the world or at least better themselves, while a "bad" one is one that was wasted accomplishing nothing.

That isn't me, but it's one of the scales some people use.

 If they have a higher stress level, that automatically decreases their happiness and quality of life, no matter what outsiders perceive.