You people wonder why I mock you with retarded sock puppets :P
You make a mockery of the meaning of the word euthanasia like you do with everything else that gets posted here. Don't get me wrong. That's part of this forum's charm. Weirdos who masturbate with roadkill fascinate most of us, whether we care to admit it or not. But jeez louise, there comes a point when a dumb joke is just too stupid to be funny anymore.
I wonder if I can get you weirdos to be srs for a few hours? Not too hopeful about that lol. But I've always prided myself on being a master of lost causes... erm... maybe pride isn't exactly the word I'm looking for...
At any rate, this suicide shit is getting really old. Let's just give it one big last hurrah and move on to more interesting topics, shall we?
So... here goes...
I'm about the least suicidal person you're ever going to meet. When push comes to shove I worry more that I'll end up beating somebody to death than find cause to drink bleach or w/e. When somebody calls me useless and tells me they wish I were dead, I take that as an invitation to be the most annoying douchebag in their lives XD
But there are a few extremely unlikely circumstances where I would kill myself.
1) HIV. Yucky yuck yuck and holy fuck. No way no how could I live like that. I would end it and quickly.
2) Neck-down paralysis. This would be much more difficult. I've thought it through when the possibility arose. I may have a plan for that as well. Not a good one, but where there's a will there's a way.
The other 3 situations are maybes. I would give life without my sight or my legs a chance for awhile before making up my mind. Likewise with another horribly disfiguring and crippling disease like cancer. With cancer (or a similar disease) I would likely end it before I get too weak to wipe my own ass. Ew...the thought of somebody else wiping my poopy butt just nauseates me.
I've been waiting to post this topic bc there are enough people on this forum who think our little suicide queens might be for real. I doubt it more than ever now. People who truly want to die don't talk about it. Do you know why? BECAUSE SOMEBODY WILL STOP THEM IF THEY TALK ABOUT IT!! Duh. If the need to euthanize myself were ever to arise, do you think I would discuss it with anybody? Hell no. Double duh :P
So I'll tell you how I would do it (sort of... wouldn't want to give anybody any ideas) if any of you actually care.
First, I'd like to see how the rest of you would kill yourselves. Yeah yeah. Most of you wouldn't under normal everyday circumstances. Pretend it's the apocalypse or smthg. You're a spy and you don't want your secrets to fall into enemy hands or w/e. How would you kill yourself quickly and effectively so everybody would stfu about trying to save you? xP