Speaking as if she was Ed:
TRG stated: source post
I am the King, I am the center of the Earth. Everything I do sets an example for how others should behave. When I disagree with something I previously agreed with, it is because my moral stance adapts based on new information, and has nothing to do with bias or personal grudges. I prefer that people fit into neat little categories which complement my brave and honorable character. I like to save hoes, and once my ego is involved, I will fiercely protect even a grey from any undue attacks. Men envy my raw sexual prowess, but I can deal with them very easily. Unless of course this takes place online, in which case my mighty ballsack and popeye biceps are rendered redundant. This is why I need supply.