by anastaciaDo you also ace bandage your tits and shave your head?
No, but occasionally I wear a bandanna if that counts:
T-shirts and undershirts: The cheapest, best cut I can find.
Button up shirts: Calvin Klein, Yves-Saint-Laurent, Armani, Pierre Cardin, Hugo Boss, Ralph Lauren - all bought from second hand shops for a few pounds.
Polo shirts: Never.
Sweaters and knitwear: Fuck off.
Cardigans: See knitwear.
Denim jeans: 501's, cheap slim-fit (usually black). I tend to buy a lot of jeans because black dye looks shit after two or three washes.
Sneakers: Converse or Adidas Samba. I'm not too picky about brand, just so long as they are sleek (narrow feet), dark and or monotone.
Listen up you uncultured fucks! These are all the brands that you MUST own in your closet. If you don't, consider yourself a disgrace to humanity and an uncultured fuck.
Kiton
Oxxford
Thom Browne
Brioni
Luigi Borrelli
Luciano Barbera Collezioni Sartoriale
St. Andrews
Sartoria Partenopea
Isaia
D'Avenza
Sartoria Castangia