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@inspiritus - Hit the Squirrel with the rock.

(btw, is that a 3 day vacation or a timeshare?)

@pray - None, okay okay, Curry.

You have been kidnapped by a sadistic murderer, and they are going to cram you full of food till you explode. They give you a choice of the food that you will be stuffed with. Do you choose...

a) Ice Cream

b) Hot Dogs

c) Cotton Candy

d) McDonalds French Fries

Real clever : ). Chicken. 

Maybe a dive trip...but I hate high season, so I'd go in low season and and get double for the money, and that would be max 1500 spend and the rest would be invested. 

What is your favorite sport? 

@inspiritus - Seafood.

Also the murderer sees you dump down the french fries and rips the fridge from the wall, landing on top of you, and they start jumping on the fridge. You cannot reach any knives.

@pray - my old friend with the black eye. 

If you were underneath a fridge and a crazy murderer was jumping up and down on it, your legs crushed and broken, yet you can see two objects in the distance. Which object do you reach for? You're chance of survival will depend on how you answer these questions.

a) A floor mat.

b) A pair of sneakers.

Dog Breed? = Heinz 57, smarter and healthier. 

c) I love you! Let's make babies, have a white picket fence and invite your mother to live with us!

( if that doesn't scare the bastard off, dunno what will...)

What is your favorite  form of entertainment? 

lol

A floor mat...rolls eyes and wish it into a magical carpet ride, dead anyways...so ...?? 

 Date? 

Hmmm....the interesting ones are dead...so...Dalai Lama. He would be a cool date. 

Dinner by the Andaman sea, vegetarian out of respect for his foods, but I'd be hankering for the the seafood curry. 

Would you choose a magic lamp that could grant anything but immortality or immortality in an aging body? 

Immortality.

@inspiritus - The crazy manic sees the floor mat, and it triggers a psychotic memory of when he raped some poor handicapped person in the alley way. The maniac stops jumping on the fridge, throws the fridge over on it's side, and begins making mad passionate love to you.

A crazed manic is humping you on the floor of a kitchen. They are easily 300 pounds, and you ain't going nowhere. You think to yourself the only thing you can do is scream something. You hear a car door slam close. What do you scream?

A) Stop you are raping me!

B) Oh my God! You are killing me!

C) I love you!

Your answer will determine your chance of survival so choose wisely.

I choose A and scream out "stop you are raping me!"...... I'm dead aren't I?

Favorite dog breed?

@elixir - Yup. Now you are dead. The crazed maniac hears you scream, and it scares them, so he knocks you out cold, gets back up on the fridge and jumps on it till you die.

@inspiritus - The police officer hears people making love and decides to check it out before he responds to the domestic abuse call next door. He sees you both through the window, and recognizes the murderer as a recently escaped convict who owes him a lot of money. He barges through the door, and shoots the bad guy in the head. You live to see another day.

If you could do anything for a living, what would you do?

Ohhh one by Thierry Mugler. I wear one called Alien by him and there is one that he makes for men that makes like life. <3 Or maybe one by Dolce & Gabbana they do good stuff. 

You have 1 million dollars. What is the very first thing you would buy?