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by Turncoat

by Grim

Mine's when I was about to fuck this underage chick and fucking realization just hit me "She couldn't possibly be old enough" so I aborted mission, dressed up and went the fuck home...

by Grim

She was 15, but had these fucking hugeeee tits...

by Grim

Because I've been fooled by her, if I knew better I would've figured out she was too much of a risk beforehand, but no I followed what my dick said instead of what my head said and went far enough to go in bed with her, even if I didn't put it in her yet and someone found us like that I would've been screwed.

by Grim

I treated, and thought of her as covenient sex partner up until the point where I realized she's a risk.

1. "Couldn't possibly be old enough". So you didn't know she was 15 in advance? When did you learn that detail?

2. You weren't fooled, you were foolhardy. What did she do other than present herself as attractive to you?

3. So... did you know in advance or didn't you know in advance what her age was? Your story's a little flimsy on that detail.

 1 I didn't know in advance, else I wouldn't have got in bed with her, when I did get in bed with her something clicked in my head, I tend to think about what could happen and what if a lot of time, i thought what if I'm about to fuck up, then I realized I am, so I just took my shit and went home.
2 How about she jumped by bones and stuck her mouth down my throat. 
3 ^check 1

by Turncoat

You might be on to something, her age matches how long it took for her parents to arrive:

by Grim

Well her parents arrived about 15 mins after I left

by Grim

She was 15, but had these fucking hugeeee tits...

  You caught me, coincidential approximity is definite proof.

"2 How about she jumped by bones and stuck her mouth down my throat."
Was your guard down? What's the story?

I'm sure it wasn't like "Hi, what's your na-", and then she was upon you.

"You caught me, coincidential approximity is definite proof."
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You might be on to something, her age matches how long it took for her parents to arrive:

by Grim

Well her parents arrived about 15 mins after I left

by Grim

She was 15, but had these fucking hugeeee tits...

I have been in a prison cell, but I wasn't charged with anything. Technically they could've charged me with being drunk and disorderly but I was sixteen years old and after four hours in a vomit-scented, urine stained cube they called my parents and let me go. I guess they thought my parents would punish me in their own way. My father answered the phone (thank fuck - if it'd been my mother I would've been punished) and he thought the entire escapade was funny.

I have yet to be caught for an illegal activities I've taken part in.

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You are interesting.  Why don't you have an avatar?

by Grim

Because I've been fooled by her, if I knew better I would've figured out she was too much of a risk beforehand, but no I followed what my dick said instead of what my head said and went far enough to go in bed with her, even if I didn't put it in her yet and someone found us like that I would've been screwed.

 How did you suddenly figure it out then? Did she have her birthdate tattooed on her chest? This story holds no water.

Also, I actually agree with tk and socio on this. This is not a fuck up. The thread is called "What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?" not "What's the closest you've ever been to a jail-worthy fuck-up?" Whoameye, you're really stupid for not getting it buddy. I'd sign in as a puppet to tell you this if I didn't know you don't actually have me on mute. You see, Luna told me I'm not on your ignore list you fucking moron :D

by wilful

You are interesting.  Why don't you have an avatar?

She hasn't figured out how to display one yet.

Gotta give the slow ones some time to work that shit out.